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On the turntable today...
Boy In The Box by @coreyhartofc (1985)
Comedy Is Not Pretty by Steve Martin (1979)
#coreyhart #boyinthebox #stevemartin #comedyisnotpretty #70s #80s #records #album #LP #longplayrecord #vinyl #vinylrecords
I mean, some of it is quite close to the truth regarding her campaign.... #comedyisnotpretty
If you’re tired of South Carolina being the butt of a joke, vote for change this November.
People have forgotten how to laugh … people’s a**es are so tight now i’m afraid to post this in fear of being accused of something.
Redd Foxx was hilarious!
#ComedyIsNotPretty 😂
Today's Album: Steve Martin - Comedy Is Not Pretty (1979) Warner Brothers
This is the album that gave birth to Gurn Blanston. You may recognize the name.
#standupcomedyalbums #standupcomedy #comedy #comedyalbums #stevemartin #comedyisnotpretty
Lotto Jackpot.... I'll do what Steve Martin once said about having money: "I'll buy a fur sink...a gasoline powered turtleneck sweater... then I wanna go to Europe" #SteveMartin #Comedyisnotpretty
Maybe a not-so Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum? Name these actors, wrong answers only. Hint: we talk to Joe Gilford on the latest episode of the podcast. On all podcasting platforms or via our website. #comedyisnotpretty
@Richzeoli Historically, great comedians have been known to make you laugh AND think. We never really thought that Rodney didn't get respect. But he sold it very well. Chappelle sells his talent very well. #Comedyisnotpretty #ZeoliArmy
@jvgraz @mrmihalus This reminds me of Steve Martin’s #ComedyIsNotPretty
“How to make a million dollars and never pay taxes”
“First, get a million dollars”
1994
SDSU Grad school $1500/yr*
Rent: 650/month
2019
SDSU Grad school $8,944/yr*
Rent: $1800/month
*Tuition only
Tuition: 596% increase
Bill’s penis became a turtle-dick when this happened
#ComedyIsNotPretty
Gina Haspel: “Listening to It brought back such wonderful memories...”
#ComedyIsNotPretty
CIA director listens to audio of journalist’s alleged murder https://t.co/u6al8aWlh8
Kushner: “Every time I go down on my wife all I taste is her father’s penis...”
#ComedyIsNotPretty
Trump claimed there were pictures of Robert Mueller and James Comey "hugging and kissing each other," but the FBI says it has no such photos
https://t.co/fWr35InIGB
A model was drugged and stuffed in a suitcase to be sold as a sex slave, police say https://t.co/x53BML2YS5
Because he only abused one orifice when committing his indiscretion, Farenthold will be paying back $28,000 #🤔
TomPrice: “Seems fair to me...”
#ComedyIsNotPretty https://t.co/BeGokzsSJS
Hey, uh, is anyone calling for Blake Farenthold to resign?
Because “I’ll pay back the 84K” does not fill me with confidence.
https://t.co/izWRAfEAZ3
Trump: “I’d like you to be wired for that meeting, but where to put the recorder?”
Pence: “I could stick it up my rectum.”
Trump: “That sounds uncomfortable.”
Pence: “Not to worry, I’ve had things stuck up there before, but promise you won’t tell Mother.”
#ComedyIsNotPretty 😳 https://t.co/X7uP1jstQ6
#BREAKING: Pence is preparing for a possible interview with Mueller: report https://t.co/7wZslbdfD6
Roy Moore: “I’m kinda liking this #MeAt14 hashtag. Even though the pix are Rated G, they’re more to my taste. I was *really* getting tired of jerking-off to those photos of the First Lady that Pat Robertson emailed me...”
#ComedyIsNotPretty 😬
I have no words. https://t.co/1zT3mAcBz3
Mueller: “Have you ever left anything on the table that was large enough to constitute a small snack?”
#Apologies #ComedyIsNotPretty https://t.co/9oaPc4NR9c
It Gets Even Worse For Trump As His Agriculture Department Pick Was Questioned By Mueller via @politicususa https://t.co/X3OIU9c3AR
You can blame Steve Martin, George Carlin, and Richard Pryor for my sense of humour. #ComedyIsNotPretty #70sComedy
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