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Got back to my apt this morning after a run and started nervously patting my pants. My keys were in my pocket, but I was searching for a key card like at hotels π€¦πΎββοΈ #consultingproblems
Landed in Denver to a foot of snow and 14 degrees. In October. Who the fuck choses to live here #consultingproblems
You know you really messed up the spelling of a word when #Microsoft #Office #Word has no suggestions on how to correct it..... #consultingproblems #consultinglife #Covfefe
https://t.co/8PMICqntsI is far more superior (user friendly) than damn Visio, change my mind.
One second you are cool with a bullet point the next you decide to remove them ALL......why π
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@ian_mccor Yup! Even a consistent format to RFPs would save us time. Often its more about how closely can you search for the obscure mandatory requirements. And don't forget 12 printed bound copies delivered to the remote location that takes 4 days for a courier. #consultingproblems
Here is to getting extended on a project for 6 months, requiring 3 travel weeks a month to DC. On a solid I could have that job where I got 1.8% a year bonus.
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Been a long day when you go to the wrong hotel in the wrong city #consultingproblems
Sad thing is Iβll top both of those marks next year #ConsultingProblems
I love how my company is shut down this week and some how have only managed to take 1 day 'off'. #consultingproblems
There are multiple travelling consultants on this flight job hunting on LinkedIn right now. Theoretically looking for jobs that donβt require weekly travel. πππ #consultingproblems
Jay-Z is performing five blocks from my house. Meanwhile I'm at home perfecting some bar charts.
I'm truly living my best life. #livingthedream #consultingproblems
Hello unsigned SOW, my old friend. You've come to smack me upside the head again. #consultingproblems
I forgot to ask: did everyone have fun trying to explain your job to fam over the holidays?
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Me: "What is your life?"
Coworker: "A struggle. A permanent struggle."
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When I see other peoples' PPT presentations on a flight, I am appalled on how ugly they look. #consultingproblems
Trying to find the balance between keeping a client happy and doing work for free as its out of scope. #consultingproblems
For consultants, this would be unreal. #consultingproblems

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