Top Tweets for #CopticProblems
A guy asked me what book I was reading and I said Silent Patient and he started talking about Pope Kyrillos and how that book opened his eyes to how the Coptic church evolved. Only to realize he meant Silent Patriarch and I was talking about murder #copticproblems
Took a lot to convince my 4 year old that this was not a piñata. Happy Easter.
#copticproblems
#copticeaster
#OrthodoxEaster

By the time I stop messing it up and saying “Pasotir en agathos…” it’s Thursday and I’m allowed to #CopticProblems
*making lunch plans*
Them: what kind of cuisine?
Me: if there's vegan options that would be great
Them: I'm vegan too!
#OnlyVeganSometimes #CopticProblems
Started throwing up gang signs during "Greet one another" since nobody wants to swipe my hands but apparently that's not suitable for church 🙄 #copticproblems
You don't know pain until you make eye contact with the head deacon the second he needs to find someone to read the Gospel #CopticProblems
Anyone else confused as to how a deacon can in fact confirm that it's "Good & Pure" if they can't smell due to their mask covering their nose? #copticproblems
So yo if I have both vaccines can I greet one another with a holy kiss? #copticproblems
Hearing ‘Bish’ at church means too many turn around at once. If there’s more than one of us in a group, other (appropriately Aussie) nicknames are required. Dilemma - when you hear the Aussie nickname while on the train, but soon realise they weren’t calling you #copticproblems
My heathen ass read this as "Holy Week Pregame" #copticproblems

Covid-19 has abolished the idea of greeting one another with a holy kiss #CopticProblems
Somebody broke into my brother's car last week and the only thing they wound up stealing was his Tonya bag 😂 #copticproblems
There's a direct correlation between one's humility and how low they bend during communion so Abouna's life is easier #TheLowerTheHolier #CopticProblems
@Coptic_Problems, this is what Jordan was actually listening to before Game 1 of the 1998 NBA finals.
#TheLastDance #CopticProblems
Every Egyptian household has the classic dad creps for the garage #copticproblems

Are the uncles still recording the procession on their cellphones from home?
#CopticEaster #CopticProblems
When you’re chosen to read the Bible outloud and suddenly you don’t know how to navigate it...or even read #copticproblems
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