#DENNISsystem - Twitter Hashtag

2 months ago

If your mid your lone hope is to slash a bitches tires during her luteal phase in hopes that you can snag her in a vulnerable moment #pua #dennissystem

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@danielcronauer

3 months ago

During high school/college I tried to get my wife to date me for 5 years. She wouldn’t. Always had excuses. We hung out once or twice but that was it. Then one day, I called her and she answered. She talked to me for 45 minutes. Why? It was the right time. She was scared. She had got a flat tire and was waiting for the tow truck. She wanted someone to talk to. The next week we went on a date. Fast forward our 4th kid will be here in a month. We never know when it’s gonna be the right time. But we can increase our probability! There are 2 lessons here. NEVER be afraid of rejection. ALWAYS follow up. Sexy is as sexy does!

danielcronauer's tweet photo. During high school/college I tried to get my wife to date me for 5 years. She wouldn’t. Always had excuses. We hung out once or twice but that was it.

Then one day, I called her and she answered. She talked to me for 45 minutes. Why? It was the right time.

She was scared. She had got a flat tire and was waiting for the tow truck. She wanted someone to talk to.

The next week we went on a date. Fast forward our 4th kid will be here in a month.

We never know when it’s gonna be the right time. But we can increase our probability!

There are 2 lessons here.
NEVER be afraid of rejection.
ALWAYS follow up.

Sexy is as sexy does!

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້ @SEVEREDHELLY

over 2 years ago

@britishdennis LOL #DennisSystem 😂🙌

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Bitcoin Tarzan @HodlTarzan

over 3 years ago

@bitcoin_fuckboi or tap water, to keep your date in a state of ill health, making her more dependent on you #DENNISSystem

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🧀CharlieDayTrader🧀 @CharlieDayTrade

over 3 years ago

@WeirdOilYank @Lyndsey5280 He was only demonstrating his value to Pam #dennissystem

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Represent Mizzou @RepresentMizzou

almost 4 years ago

Get your tickets for remaining dates while you still can! #DennisSystem

Mizzou Hoops @MizzouHoops

almost 4 years ago

𝗦𝗢𝗟𝗗 𝗢𝗨𝗧! The Tigers have sold out their third-straight game this Saturday versus Vanderbilt! Limited tickets remain for MU's next three home games, all versus ranked teams, so don't miss your chance to see these Tigers at Mizzou Arena! #MIZ 🐯 🎟 https://t.co/6WRUJRyvjj

MizzouHoops's tweet photo. 𝗦𝗢𝗟𝗗 𝗢𝗨𝗧!

The Tigers have sold out their third-straight game this Saturday versus Vanderbilt! Limited tickets remain for MU's next three home games, all versus ranked teams, so don't miss your chance to see these Tigers at Mizzou Arena! #MIZ 🐯

🎟 https://t.co/6WRUJRyvjj https://t.co/SbfjOgTNHx

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fangirl 💎 @fangirleclectic

almost 4 years ago

finally added some of my prints as digital downloads <3 working on adding more, let me know what you'd like to see! https://t.co/mvRo3VJSji #coheedandcambria #transistor #parksandrecreation #leslieknope #dennissystem #itsalwayssunny

fangirleclectic's tweet photo. finally added some of my prints as digital downloads <3 working on adding more, let me know what you'd like to see! https://t.co/mvRo3VJSji

#coheedandcambria #transistor #parksandrecreation #leslieknope #dennissystem #itsalwayssunny https://t.co/H8bP17km1Z

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Mat Seage @Seagie85

about 4 years ago

Watched All or Nothing and all I could think of whenever Arteta was using the flip chart was this #iasip #dennissystem

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Gaurav Sabnis @gauravsabnis

over 4 years ago

Heh, @elonmusk is using the #DennisSystem from #AlwaysSunny on people gullible enough to buy his shtick, be it Twitter or Dogecoin or whatever he's pretending to do with the tunnels.

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Daniel Shumake @DanielShumake

over 4 years ago

@_therealboz Can’t agree here, Boz. Carry the class discussion. Make the professor need you; nurture their dependence. That way, when you miss class, they’ll realize how much they missed you. #DENNISsystem

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