Top Tweets for #DMStories
Got a DM— “coffee date invite for you😘”
Coffee date rejected. Please try again after 3–5 business years.
#DMstories
Got a DM— “why r u so swt & suddenly so rude at times🥹”
Mera bachpan se hi mood kharab hai.
#DMstories
Got a DM— “can we be friends for lyf, you won’t be disappointed”
मुझे नहीं कोई बेहतर दोस्त की तलाश, जो मेरे पास हैं वो बेहतर से बेहतरीन हैं।
#DMstories
Got a DM— “ngl i feel like youd either double text or leave people on read 🥹”
I reply in my head and assume you got it
#DMstories
Got a DM— “let me take you out on a vacation. beaches or mountains?”
So kind of you to give me options. I can suggest a destination which is free —
In your lane, out of my business.
#DMstories
Got a DM— “ can we be friends with benefits?”
The only fwb I understand is— teri salary meri, meri salary meri.
#DMstories
#dmstories jaargang 2 hoofdstuk 82
Welkom bij mijn vaste rubriek de vragen die je zoal krijgt in je dm en de antwoorden die je kunt verwachten..
Dit hoofdstuk heet:
de sollicitant
Got a DM— “you are rude why can’t you be little nicer”
If the weather can’t be nice for more than 2 days in a row, then neither can I.
#DMstories
Some people slide into DMs with the wildest requests. From unsolicited pics to sugar daddy offers, the thirst is real. Some even drop their address, tempting fate. What would you do? #DMStories #DatingFail
Got a DM- “how do you manage to stay so positive?”
It’s delusion.
#DMstories
ik laat jullie even mijn bron zien voor de #dmstories hier heb ik pagina’s vol mee ..de echte dm’s zijn niet meer te onderscheiden..
Got a DM — “Are you really a girl/woman?”
Nope, I’m a coffee bean.
#DMstories
Got a DM— “hey… I can buy you yearly subscription of coffee for free. What say?”
There’s a place where you can stay for free— out of my business.
#DMstories
#dmstories next level..tussen alle fake accounts heb ik de echte in mijn dm..so proud and deeply honored 🥹please send me to space now 💫
He : “Damn, I think I caught feelings.”
Her: “Yay! Now let’s play on my OnlyFans 😘”
Also He: rugged emotionally & financially
Crypto Twitter nowadays 🤣😢
#Dmstories #Crypto #degens #life
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