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I apologize in advance for all the sleep deprivatweets I’m going to send. #DSPDProblems
Dear day people: 11am is not afternoon. It’s beforenoon. #pleaseandthankyou #DSPD #DelayedSleepPhaseDisorder #sleep #DSPDproblems #DSPS #circadianrhythm #sleepdisorder
“I’m so tired. Today’s the day I’ll finally be able to fall asleep before midnight.” - Me, every day, for the first 10 years of my sleep disorder. #DelayedSleepPhaseDisorder #DSPS #DSPD #CircadianRhythmDisorder #DSPDproblems #Sleep #IfYoureTiredEnoughYoullBeAbleToSleepEarly #Not
How to play an endless loop of phone tag: Call office in the late afternoon. Get answering machine and leave message. Get call back in the morning while asleep. Repeat ad infinitum. #DSPD #DSPS #sleepdisorder #DSPDproblems #IHateItHere #DelayedSleepPhaseDisorder #CircadianRhythm
When you say “I work nights” because working at night is socially acceptable but having a sleep disorder is not. #DSPD #DSPS #DelayedSleepPhaseDisorder #CircadianRhythmDisorder #DSPDproblems
When you almost sleep through a 2pm phone appointment with scientist who is studying your sleep disorder. #DSPD #DSPS #DSPDproblems #delayedsleepphasedisorder #sleep
When you think you’ve won a small victory because there are extended phone hours, but then you realize you’re talking to a call center and not the actual business and your soul is crushed. #DSPS #DSPD #DSPDproblems #sleep #circadianrhythmdisorder
Me: Well, I have something called Delayed Sleep Phase Disorder.
Doctor: Exercise usually helps with sleep.
Me: Exercise?!? Why didn’t I think of that in 25 years of having this disorder? I’m cured!! Praise the Lord it’s a miracle!!! *Gospel Music*🎶🎶 #DSPDproblems #DSPD #DSPS
When you roll over in bed in the afternoon and accidentally dial a number in your phone. Groggy Self: “Hi, sorry...I just woke up and accidentally dialed your number.” Acquaintance: “What? Are you ok??” #DSPDproblems #sleepinertia
Full day ski passes are discounted, but half-day (afternoon) passes are full price. Yet another #sleep tax. #dspdproblems #dspd #dsps
When you burn your palm and throw an egg in the air while making breakfast, you know noon is too early to wake up. #DSPDproblems #DSPD #DSPS
Wondering what this cafe thinks when I come here for coffee and pastries looking tired at 4pm every day. #DSPDproblems #DSPD #DSPS #Sleep
When you are SHOCKED that someone understands your disorder the first time you explain in. #DSPDproblems #DSPS #DSPS #Sleep #CRD
When talking to your friends and family and doing errands is easier from 9 time zones away. #DSPDproblems #DSPD #DSPS #CircadianRhythm
I'm in Europe, and now I'm finally awake at the same time as everyone in the USA:/ #DSPS #DSPD #DSPDproblems #Sleep #CircadianRhythm
At least I save money on sunscreen. #NighOwl #DSPD #DSPDproblems #DSPS #DelayedSleepPhaseDisorder #sleep #sleepdisorder
When the coffee shop closes before I wake up. #DSPDproblems #DSPD #DSPS #DelayedSleepPhaseDisorder #Sleep #SuprachiasmaticNucleus #NightOwl
I just did a 9 to 5 shift, otherwise known as "pulling an all-dayer." #DSPDproblems #CircadianRhythmDisorder #DSPD #DSPS #Sleep
When will people learn that "you look tired" is similar to "you look like crap"? Neither is appropriate to say to strangers. #DSPDproblems
Photography workshop I wanted to take is scheduled for Saturday at 10am. So much for photography. #DSPDproblems #DSPD
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