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"Anyways! Now for the most important part of your taxes. It's so imperative that you remember this or you'll GO TO JAIL!
So. What you do is."
DING DONG DEATH DONG.
"Oh! Lecture over! You kids have a great weekend!"
#DWMALecture
"PROPAGANDA?!? I think not. I have met the man myself. He's super duper mega real."
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"And Lord Death was like, WOW! GREAT IDEA! So, he granted special death power to our dear Santa Claus. Powers of immortality. Powers of flight. He went to the North Pole and began working! Making gifts for all the good boys and girls! That! Is the story of Santa!"
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"So basically one day, Santa went to speak with Lord Death about all the unhappiness in the world. He said, if only there was a day where children of the world could receive some sort of gift or toy. Something to promote the spirit of giving within us all."
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"You see kids, Saint Nicholas was ACTUALLY a meister. He was a three star. One of the best of the best! His weapon was actually a reindeer that had somehow got the gene. This is all very true. The fact that he has eight reindeer is just a myth."
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Santa?!
[Leans in her chair!]
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"But! What if I told you that Santa only has his job because he and Lord death went on a whacky adventure?"
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"Santa Claus (also known as Saint Nicholas, Saint Nick, Father Christmas, Kris Kringle, or Santa) is a legendary figure originating in Western Christian culture who is said to bring gifts during the late evening and overnight hours on Christmas Eve."
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"Hey, Naine! Looks like you came up here for my smoke break! You better get to class, kid. I'll start charging you five bucks for every minute skipped."
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#DWMALectureShould she be skipping class? Maybe SHE SHOULD. With her rollerblades, she glides around the hallways to see what mischiefs she could do while she hasn't been caught yet, maybe go to Black Star's special spot on top of the school to lay down.
My papa is lecturing?!
[Head in hands, groaning.]
Can we skip over this and get to the end of class?! I want to talk about the Christmas party and gifts! Decorating!
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"NOW! What do you guys know about Christmas? I'll answer for you! NOTHING! You think you know the history of Christmas...but I'm here to tell you the TRUE, UNALTERED story!"
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"ALRIGHT KIDS, SETTLE DOWN! It's time for another classic, iconic, #DWMALecture! From me! Professor Death Scythe."
to go on. The warble of her sheet was no more and the breath that kept her from exhaling left her more steadily now.
Her head turned slightly back to him, sheet held to her lips just enough to mouth a "thank you" before setting it down again. Γ
As some of you Β»
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"Alright children. Do el homeworko and come back tomorrow ON TIME!"
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ah, dismissed
[Curious, TT is gonna follow BlackβStar and see what happens] #DWMALecture
This sucks. Now I have to hide out for the next week. [BlackβStar hops down to the door, and walks out, grumbling] #DWMALecture
![KaminoBlackStar's tweet photo. This sucks. Now I have to hide out for the next week. [BlackβStar hops down to the door, and walks out, grumbling] #DWMALecture https://t.co/FnLrhDPvbX](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fvbb7ddWcAA8LVo.jpg)
![KaminoBlackStar's tweet photo. This sucks. Now I have to hide out for the next week. [BlackβStar hops down to the door, and walks out, grumbling] #DWMALecture https://t.co/FnLrhDPvbX](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fvbb7VJXwAM5q-4.jpg)
Yeeeaaahhh! Stick it to the man, Goatβ©Star!
{She popped an earbud out to make sure she heard Professor Geist correctly.}
Seriously? We can call it early today? Say no MORE!
{Switching her shoes to heely mode!}
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Γ FRANTICALLY, SHE WAVED HER HANDS AROUND TO TRY AND GET EVERYONE'S ATTENTION! Γ
I-I THINK THAT'S ENOUGH C-CELEBRATING AND SHARING FOR ONE DAY! C-Class dismissed!
#DWMALecture
Oh to be stuck in a room
with BlackβStar and Anzu
That sounds like a ππ‘ππ¨π©
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Bro that test score was TARGETED. What do you mean "your answers can't just be BlackβStar"!? BLACKβSTAR IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER. #DWMALecture
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