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Me (had a drink) : 'Lou, where's the map for this box of chocs?'
Lou (sober) : 'On the bottom of the box...'
Me : Spends the next half hour trying to locate and then put back the chocs in the box after tipping the fucking lot out.
#designfault #itsatrap
@melindahaunton Capers decanted as the neck of the jar they come in is too small for a spoon #DesignFault #JacobinDay
Ihgitt. Das miserabel beschissene Kotz-Logo ist live. #ElonGoHome #WhatsNext #Designfault #Xdichselbst
Following extensive research, I can conclude that spending Father’s Day in hospital >100 miles from home is suboptimal. It is quite rubbish, actually! 😳 #degenerativediscdisease #adjacentsegmentdisease #designfault
@LondonFire @brightonsnapper Never #Barbecue on a #Balcony especially with #WoodCladding #DesignFault.
@vmoorthynow @Ashoke_Raj @IndiGo6E @DGCAIndia What is with people trying to open emergency exit on @IndiGo6E Is it to do with the design? I did try to find the toilet which was right next to the emergency exit..took me a few seconds to realise which door was which!! #DesignFault
Toon of the day!
'Damn! It's either a design fault, or pilot error'
#toonoftheday #designfault @OldieMagazine
Enjoyed my weekend trip to Düsseldorf and Cologne with @LegerHolidays BUT this is 👇the legacy of sliding across from the window seat on the feeder coach to the aisle seat #designfault of placement of seatbelt latch.
باجوہ کو ایکسٹینشن دے کر 2/3 اکثریت ناممکن ہے کیونکہ ایک تو عوام اس نئے "یوٹرن" پر برہم ہوں گے اور دوسرے باجوہ قابلِ اعتماد نہی��۔ وہ ایکسٹینشن لیکر ایسا ڈِچ کرے گا کہ خان پچھلا کِک آؤٹ بھول جائے گا۔ مگر وہ عمران ہی کیا جو کاٹھ کی ہنڈیا باربار نہ چڑھائے۔۔ زلت تیار ہے!
#DesignFault
Nothing like the wonderful sound of knee ligaments snapping on a 6.30 am run in the sun. Deep joy!!
#designfault #twoshitkneesnow
@DrOsamaSiddique Reminds me of Omar Khayyam wandering through the Potter's Bazaar:
'After a momentary silence spake
Some vessel of a more ungainly make:
“They sneer at me for leaning all awry;
What! did the hand, then, of the Potter shake?”
#DesignFault In The Pakistani Elite
Why do washing liquid capsules dissolve in your hand if it is slightly damp but yet get stuck at the front of the washing machine during cycle and resolutely refuse to release their contents? #designfault
“Congratulations and sorry we’ve pretty much destroyed your country in a little over a decade” obviously didn’t fit on the card
#designfault
Happy Birthday Your Majesty!
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