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I can’t believe I’m asking this but has anyone heard of anyone selling autograph tickets for fan fest? Desperately trying to get Rhea Ripley for my daughter. #fanfest #autographs #desperatedad
Anyone been invited to join Ticketmaster queue for Taylor Swift resale tickets? #DesperateDad
My 7 yr old daughter’s new favorite song is “Party Rock” by @LMFAO & the version we listen to is censored but now she’s started reading the lyrics. Any suggestions as how to explain “I’m runnin thru these hoes like drano” ??? 🤣 #desperateDad
Help @AmyTrask I was just thrust into my teen boys #FantasyFootball draft because they are a person down for the league. Just found out by random draw I have the first pick. Who do I take to keep my street cred with my teens? Signed, #desperatedad and hello!
Rushi Sunak looks like a dad trying to convince his children that camping on the Moors will be loads more fun than the 5 star trip to The Bahamas their mates are going on. #desperatedad
Hello #Boston! I’m taking the day off tomorrow and we were going to 🛶 on the river. But the folks at @PaddleBoston have taken one look at the weather forecast (☔️) and said ✋! Can anyone recommend any indoor alternatives? (We’ve done @museumofscience & @NEAQ!) #desperatedad
@TYNAquarium could you help out a desperate father? During our walk today our 1 year old daughter has lost her penguin which we bought from you last August(see picture). Do you still sell it? Could we work out a way of getting her a new one? #desperatedad #upsetgirl
That moment you realise the game doesn't start in 50 mins 😞😠 ah man being in the UK its late enough 🤣 kids are fianlly calm for a moment and I'm sure will be screaming by 8pm! #XFL #ForTheLoveOfFootball #ForGodSakeHurryUp #DesperateDad
Hey @ChrisStapleton if you get a min while in NOLA for @jazzfest, this young aspiring musician who loves singing your songs would die for a meet and greet. Thanks, #desperatedad
Finally found the answer to my daughter’s late night rage sessions. She just wanted to listen to @ericchurch calmed her right down even got a few smiles. 2 weeks old and she already has great taste in music #desperatedad
My #NewYears2019 resolutions:
1. To write and record a few more songs.
2. To try and get my blog/book published.
3. To write a pilot of a comedy show I have an idea for.
🙌🏻 #DesperateDad
@myungsub_kim Don't worry about a thing #DesperateDad, we got tons of help for you. #KateTheGreat is at your service! Please drop us DM, and we can make sure you are #AllGood! *KateTomallo
My boy really wants to go and see @lukecombs this October for his 12th birthday in the UK but seen that all dates are sold out! Anybody able to help with any tickets for sale anywhere please!!!!! @LukeCombsUpdate #DesperateDad #HisFavouriteSinger
@TomCruise just watched The Mummy again... brilliant film btw. before anymore cars are destroyed in a film.. my son has just passed his test and needs one..#desperatedad.
The five words I used most often in the recent years are please, now, teeth, your, and brush (as well as many exclamation marks). #desperatedad
Just discovered nintendo lullabies on #spotify .. my words to @im_bat_dad .. a desperate dad made this. #nintendo #desperatedad
@tyrabanks @BTS_twt @AGT Please help get a #BTSLONDON3rdday #army #desperateDad for London BTS #ARMY #fans and my kids!!!!
Dear @BTS_twt, my kids are depressed, I took them to Big Bang, gd, cnblue, infinite, fx, my name, jay park. Now they are a desperate part of #ARMY and praying for 3rd BTS London Date!
You know we want a 3rd day...
Respectfully yours #desperateDad #BTSLONDONDAY3 #BTSLONDON3rdday
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