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@pinkllndrs im here for life but i just wish ppl could be more normal like i just wanted to be on the socials to obssess over him, instead i gotta fight brain damaged ppl #didntsignupforthis
be the resident rotation director, they said…it’ll be a good opportunity, they said
(btw there are 3 additional pages of these to scroll and review) 🤮😩🤬 #academicmedicine #didntsignupforthis
@nowthisnews Aww....bless her heart! #DidntSignUpForThis
Thanks @theasylumcc! When you’re invited over and you realize you might be on the menu. #orejas #didntsignupforthis #rip @castingurl3 https://t.co/gQbqZjUlDu
My daughter - I want superhero amma
My husband - Your amma is already a superhero, baby. She does so much work, she makes whatever you ask...
Daughter - No, I asked for noodles. She didn't make it
Me - 😐😐🥲🥲
#MomLife #DidntSignUpForThis
I’ve got at least 2 people waiting on me to send them things to work on and instead I’m supervising clean up from this morning’s kindergarten activities because I can’t get any peace to find the files. #parentinginapandemic #screaminginside #didntsignupforthis
yung ikaw ang magpahiram now tapos later on ikaw rin ang mahiya maningil. 🙃 #didntsignupforthis
Knowing the family you are born into, who can make or break your life, is good to know beforehand... #didntsignupforthis
Every time someone mocks you for their own personal entertainment you should receive 5 bucks at least per hour. #thingsiwouldemavtifiwerePresidentinchief #didntsignupforthis
Angus’ face when mum tells him #BathtubDay is a real holiday (the invention of the bathtub) and he needs to celebrate accordingly.
#didntsignupforthis
#notfunny #wetdogwednesday #dog
After literally standing in the same spot for 8 hours almost continuously a bit of quite reflection on the #slagheap is in order! #WFH #DIDNTSIGNUPFORTHIS
One day of work at JUH post a week off is enough to shatter all the recovery and positive mind set you have built during the vacay 🥺 #DidntSignUpForThis
I’m going to spend part of my work day cleaning up my email and unsubscribing from the 247 companies that decided to blast me with promos and support tips. #didntsignupforthis #whosoldmyemailaddress #annoying
@vanOnselenP @australian Because they’ve finally seen what hard work is and they don’t like it! #didntsignupforthis
Oh wonderful...my new neighbor plays guitar and does his best John Mayer impersonation every night after work. #fml #seriously #icant #didntsignupforthis
@SenBillCassidy @LSUBasketball Wow‼️
The MFr is renting out our military❓Whose bank-His❓& you’re ok with this❓
#DidntSignUpForThis
https://t.co/YT07p3Md6F
TRUMP brags about turning the US military into a mercenary force: "We're sending more [troops] to Saudi Arabia, and Saudi Arabia is paying us for it ... they're paying us. They've already deposited $1 billion in the bank."
Ok Texas... I know I shunned snow in Wisconsin but now you’re doing the tornado warning thing again, cool! #coolstory #tornado #didntsignupforthis
Actually celebrating each holiday twice bc divorced parents is terrible and twice the amount of headaches #didntsignupforthis #help #sos
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