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Yowza! Donald Trump’s Bozeman, Montana rally was an absolute mess. Let’s recap it: He was an hour and a half late and immediately said it was a “big crowd.” He’s messing those Depends over Kamala’s crowd sizes. 🍿 He had problems saying the words “friend,” “ABC,” “appreciate,” “libertarian,” “illegal,” “NAFTA disaster conceal (wtf?),” Kamala the “Barder Czar,” “Guatemala,” “deported,” and “environmental.” He also forgot entire words so he just stopped talking and started saying something else. He pointed out how he won Montana by a lot. So…why’s he there again? He said people don’t know VP Harris’ last name and said “she isn’t up for the job.” Low energy old man says what now? He whined about the media and how he isn’t running against Biden anymore and fantasized that he’s gonna come back into the race. He said Kamala says the same speech over and over. He lies and said he doesn’t. Pure projection. His speeches are always about 80% the same. Back to lying about crowd sizes. They’re now over 100k. 🤣 He said Harris wants to put windmills on top of buildings. Back to Biden again. He’s taking a poll of the crowd on whether or not to call President Biden “crooked Joe” or “sleepy Joe.” He’s obsessed with Joe. He said Kamala has “9 different ways of pronouncing her name.” Nope. He’s just a dick who refuses to say it properly. He then acknowledged he “doesn’t care” how to say it. Seems like he might have staged a medical emergency to pretend like he cares about people in the crowd having problems like Tim Walz yesterday. He’s never cared about people collapsing until tonight. 🙄 It’s clear he doesn’t remember Tim Walz’ name. Back to crying about Biden and how much money he spent campaigning against him. Bro is totally in a tailspin over this. 🤣 He’s babbling about wanting to “sleep” with a chart and his assassination attempt. He said he doesn’t use the teleprompter. He’s whining about MAGA being called “weird” and how it’s a “terrible thing.” Keep it up! #MAGAIsSoWeird He was calling Tim Walz “very freakish.” And then called him “Comrade Walls” and “Comrade Harris.” Pure projection. He called Democrats “pink haired Marxists…looters, the perverts, the flag burners, Hamas…” blah blah vile man. “Suburban women like me a lot…why wouldn’t they?” What an utterly slow dude. He played an anti-Kamala Harris propaganda video. So far, this is the only new thing about his rally. “Kamala has a very low IQ.” He’s such an azzhole. Back to the propaganda video which is super weird and lame. Her saying that “space is exciting,” “we will work together,” and explaining how Russia invaded Ukraine is a bad thing? He said she’s been “running the country for 4 years.” That would be Biden, mush brain. Praising Viktor Orban “the Boss,” Xi, and Judge Cannon for tossing his case like a f-ckn’ traitor. He bragged about creating Space Force. I’m snort laughing. 😂 Crying about Biden. Stealing credit for bills Obama passed. Fear mongering about immigration. More fear p0.rn. He said John Tester “has the biggest stomach I’ve ever seen.” Check a mirror, bro. On Maggie Haberman of the NYT: “Maggot Haggerman, Maggot Hag Her Herman.” Yikes. He brought out Ronny Jackson and kept calling him “Admiral.” He was demoted from Rear Admiral to Captain. Talk about “sToLeN VALOR.” Ronny Jackson went on an unhinged rant about “sleazy, disgusting, swamp politician…hippopotamus” John Tester, and cried about being called “the Candyman” and being demoted. Genius plan by Trump. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Now Tim Sheehy is up there babbling about blowing up Solemani. This is going well. Donald lied about saying there were no wars under him. I’m convinced he’s forgetting he’s not running against Biden anymore. He’s babbling about golf a lot. But most importantly he said “we’re not going to have a country left” if he loses multiple times. He knows he’s losing. Buckle up folks. Things are gonna get bad.