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I get that I'm a twin; that is my lot in life.
What I won't do is continue to play this "WHICH ONE are you?" nonsense, ESPECIALLY if I'm at work...and wearing a NAME BADGE. #Donttrymetoday
"I'm filing out my W4, should I claim single 0?"
Where are you even finding a w4 that has that option!?
#TaxTwitter #donttrymetoday
Also today I've burned myself with Ramen broth and just learned my 14 year old has snuck out the house at least once this winter. In a fucjkng pandemonium.
#DontTryMeToday

I'm really annoyed that no matter how equal a relationship is, it is the mother who has to give up literally everything bc of covid and needing to care for children.
Its always the woman. I am so tired of it. I'll never have a turn.
A guest was trying to check in without a mask on and was being combative about wearing one. I told him if he refuses to wear a mask to let me know so I can cancel his reservation... the smirk on his face was wiped off in two seconds ๐#DontTryMeToday
I am not being fooled by this joke of a weather climate we are experiencing. I am leaving this house with an umbrella, parasol, skis, Hunter boots, speedos and sunglasses with matching ear muffs. #DontTryMeToday
Top of the mornin, itโs payday & Iโm going to California on Thursday ๐ฅฐ #donttrymetoday
Iโm not above beating a bitchโs ass at Chick fil A. #donttrymetoday
@Leopard_Man_ One thing I will never do is make light of anything racial.... 2. you all see an edited version of each week of what is said and done. 3. The very reason I made it clear in my interview and state again on twitter. #DONTTRYMETODAY!!!
Searching all over for my halo this morning... if anyone sees it please let me know!! ๐๐ฟ #donttrymetoday
Honestly in the worst mood ever. #donttrymetoday
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Oh you just made my attitude and anger go from a 10 to a 90! ๐ก #donttrymetoday
I hate women. Why don't y'all shut the fuck up sometimes? Always running that damn mouth! #donttrymetoday ๐ก๐ก๐ก
Nothing like a good cup of coffee & shutting people the hell up in the morning ๐โ๏ธ๐ #DontTryMeToday #NotToday
what's mine is mine. DONT TOUCH. #donttrymetoday
The only grumpy person today should be ME! I haven't slept for 24 hrs+ n I haven't had my coffee ๐ ๐ก๐ #MoveBih #DontTryMeToday #iBite
When you have a smile on your face but feel so ๐ก๐ด๐ซ๐๐ on the inside. #donttrymetoday
Man some people are just jerks. Am I right? #donttrymetoday #illgiveitrightback #mostpeoplearenotjerks
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