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*attempted mugging of a delivery driver outside my work*
Me: *hits panic button at desk to alert Police*
Alarm Company: *sends notification to Police*
Muggers: *don't get anything, flee*
Police: *never arrive*
Me: ๐
#truestory #Chicago #wtf #doormanproblems #securityguard
@ExtraLars Iโm working this weekend.
Big staff meeting tomorrow to see what the new protocol is, and it will be up to me to determine who comes in and who doesnโt, and how far apart these people stay away from each other while theyโre in our bar.
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Iโve had some good excuses from my guards why they canโt work tonight ,just be honest & say your on the juice with the boys ๐คฆโโ๏ธ ๐คฆโโ๏ธ #doormanproblems #flssecurity #frontline #doorman
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