Top Tweets for #doormanproblems
*attempted mugging of a delivery driver outside my work*
Me: *hits panic button at desk to alert Police*
Alarm Company: *sends notification to Police*
Muggers: *don't get anything, flee*
Police: *never arrive*
Me: ๐
#truestory #Chicago #wtf #doormanproblems #securityguard
@ExtraLars Iโm working this weekend.
Big staff meeting tomorrow to see what the new protocol is, and it will be up to me to determine who comes in and who doesnโt, and how far apart these people stay away from each other while theyโre in our bar.
#DoormanProblems
#SocialDistancingPolice
Iโve had some good excuses from my guards why they canโt work tonight ,just be honest & say your on the juice with the boys ๐คฆโโ๏ธ ๐คฆโโ๏ธ #doormanproblems #flssecurity #frontline #doorman
Why is everyone out tonight y'all need to all go to bed #DoormanProblems
The next time someone asks me if this place has a bathroom, I'm going to point to the bucket on the floor. #doormanproblems
You give me $10 for Christmas and expect me to help you ๐๐๐ #doormanproblems
Time to gear up and get ready for work. Another night of ghosts, ghouls and drunk people being annoying! #DoormanProblems
If I hold the door open, and you don't say thanks..... You're getting the BENNY LOOK!#wheresyourmanners #doormanproblems #peopletoday
I miss going outside and being about my own business without a conversation. #DoormanProblems
Know what remedies being 37 and turned away from the bar? Carry an ID. You're an adult, adults do that. #doormanproblems #Iamarock
"You smell like marijuana" and "Weedman;" are these compliments at a bar? Cuz im not sure how to react. #doormanproblems
That face you make when people are still playing darts at 3:30 and then Crazy Bitch comes on the jukebox... #doormanproblems @BourbonFrenzy
Just pounded a PB & J in the stock room at work. That's my Friday night. #doormanproblems #poormanproblems
Dudes phone went off while smoking; screen said Bouncy Butt was calling. Kicking myself for not answering. @YOLOBOOTYTIME #doormanproblems
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