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"Dreams can take you to unexpected places!
π΄π Sweet dreams turned into a surprise wake-up call.
He dreamt he was a champion water-bender, he woke up as the reigning bed-wetter. π€·ββοΈ
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#Sunnaija #DreamFail #morningsurprises
Woke from 1 of my now familiar #poetdreams: @neilsonandrew had given me some superb advice but - I COULDN'T REMEMBER IT. 2nd poet @VKennefick was involved & said βthat was a BEAST of a good piece of advice!β but - I COULDN'T REMEMBER IT! This has never happened before. #DreamFail
In my dream last night, I was at a campground, where I was tying to teach the crew of the USS Enterprise to share ice cream. It wasnβt going well when Kirk ran off with all the strawberry, then the camp burnt down.
It was at the South Pole, but everything burnt down. #DreamFail
In a 19C letter to a husband to his wife, while away on business:
'I intend now to have a little sleep and hope to meet you in a dream'
*morning*
'I did dream, but a wild dream of beasts of prey'. ππ€£π
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omg you guys signed today βΉοΈ iβm a day late and iβm literally crying in this train to shanghai @OGesports π’π’π’ #DreamFail why
They gave BM a good character to add his layers. He have an unkown background #GH can def Explorer wit. They won't let him go........ BUT once BM gets his primetime gigπ
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#DreAmfail
I got rejected for sex in my DREAM last night because even my own DREAMS are a let down. #DreamFail #WildAnimal
Dreamed my son was a toddler & nearly swept away by a giant ocean wave. He's 18 and going to college in 4 weeks. Not even subtle! #dreamFail
Had a dream that @harto and I were bffs and were going to Coachella together, but I woke up before we actually made it there #dreamfail πππΌ
@debdebwells1 @yashar @RVAwonk Old white guys who expect the divine right of being in charge without being questioned. #DreamFail.
I made it to a bus but others not so lucky. Next year, we just make a conga line and dance to Bart. It'll be faster. #DreamFail #Dreamfest
Dreamt Blizzard moved to Atlanta, I took Employee Safety Director position, quit fire department.... Then I woke up. DAMNIT! #DreamFail
No joke..... Woke up a second before I reached the top of Mt. Everest #dreamfail
Last night I dreamt about transporting bass amps - that's it. Totally underwhelming dream subject #dreamfail #gigday
Had a dream that I caught up on email and got a bunch of work done. Now I'm pissed that I have to do it all over again #dreamfail
Dreamt I was a nanny to the Jolie-Pitt squad. Woke up exhausted. #dreamfail
And then I work up and remembered who Martha really was. An overnight from my days at Kohls. #dreamfail
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