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He knows,
even when
I don’t know it myself.
#DsThoughts
I'm the type of person who will walk into a door and get mad at the door and I think that's why I'm single. 🤣 #dsthoughts #showerthoughts #single #lol
Wait... can you fly out to space and come back without needing a passport?!
#stoned #space #showerthoughts #marijuana #DsThoughts
Does that make sense? I just speed-blazed a joint.
#lol #SpeedBlaze #DsThoughts #stonedthoughts #funny #showerthoughts #pot #weedthoughts #fourtwenty
I can't imagine living in a world where I knew the personal benefits of weed and desperately needed them to cope but would literally be imprisoned if I got caught with it.
#DsThoughts #stonedthoughts #funny #showerthoughts #pot #weedthoughts #fourtwenty #legalizeit
If I slam half of a 5hr energy, will I get 2.5hrs of full strength energy or 5hrs of half strength energy?
#DsThoughts #stonedthoughts #funny #showerthoughts #pot #weedthoughts #fourtwenty #5hrenergy #caffeine
My roommate is downstairs and I'm too introverted to go down and grab something to eat. So you all get to have me here to bombard you with tweets about the stupidest stuff.
#introvert #lol #socialanxiety #DsThoughts #stonedthoughts #funny #showerthoughts #pot #weedthoughts #mjane
Realization: I don't like peanuts or cashews, but I'll eat them if they're part of a trail mix.
I finally feel like I can relate to people who hate tomatoes but like ketchup and pizza.
#DsThoughts #stonedthoughts #funny #showerthoughts #pot #weedthoughts #fourtwenty #tomatoes
My eyelids are moving in slow motion
👁👃---
#Blinking #marijuana #stoned #DsThoughts #fourtwenty #weedthoughts
*Wake & Bake*
Expectations: smoke. relieve anxiety and inability to sleep.
Reality: smoke. relieve anxiety. Eat 2 slices of cold pizza & 3 cold breadsticks. Big cup of koolaid. Back to bed. What's @MileyCyrus up to these days? On insta for 3 hrs. #marijuana #stoned #DsThoughts
"That's illegal in 53 states."
#funniestThingIveeverThoughtof #marijuana #stoned #DsThoughts #fourtwenty #weedthoughts
Can you imagine how different things would be if we used "*" for a tagging instead of "#"?
*thatwouldbe *weird *crazy
#whattheheck #lol #stoned #stoner #funny #showerthoughts #marijuana #stoned #DsThoughts #fourtwenty #weedthoughts
"Eeeyyyyyy!!!!"
-A dyslexic stoner at 2:40am
#lol #marijuana #stoned #DsThoughts #fourtwenty #weedthoughts #stoner #funny #showerthoughts #joke #homemadejoke
Why is it that when someone asks us how a movie was, we go in and analyze every part of it instead of just saying whether or not we enjoyed the damn film?!
#film #showerthoughts #marijuana #stoned #DsThoughts #fourtwenty #weedthoughts
They should have #meditation classes for when you're #stoned....
#Weeditate
#namasteHigh ##marijuana #stoned #DsThoughts #fourtwenty #weedthoughts
Omg... if you dye liquid nitrogen blue, will it give off blue mist when it sublimates?! #marijuana #stoned #DsThoughts #fourtwenty #weedthoughts #Science #dryice #sublimation #realquestion #shutupman
Coming up next on, "Is That a Pimple or a Freckle?"
"ow.
ow!
OW!!!
wait.
OWWW!!!
Yup. That's a freckle."
#lol #freckle #pimple #marijuana #stoned #DsThoughts #fourtwenty #weedthoughts #highthoughts #showerthoughts
I want Oreos... SO. BAD.
But I know if I had any, I'd eat the whole damn bag and I really can't afford to eat all that sugar right now.
#munchies #oreos #sweettooth #fatlyfe #thefatstruggleisreal #marijuana #stoned #DsThoughts #fourtwenty #weedthoughts
The fan is yelling at my eye balls and it hurts! 😩 It hurts.
#wind #dryeyes #marijuana #stoned #DsThoughts #fourtwenty #weedthoughts
Yoooo what if someone else went to talk but YOUR VOICE came out!!! WHAAAAAT.
I'M ROTFL.
#VOICE #lmao #funny #marijuana #stoned #DsThoughts #fourtwenty #weedthoughts
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