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Teacher literally saved my mum’s life by adding one word.
Original sentence: “I can cook my mum.” 😭
#EnglishFail #MothersDay
"Just caught my intern ‘translating’ ‘加班’ as ‘add work’… Now we’re debating if it’s ‘work overtime’ or ‘stay late for work’ Who’s winning #职场趣事 #EnglishFail"
Small English fail just happened to me 555 😅
A tourist asked me for directions to KFC.
In my head, I wanted to say
“Walk this way, bro.”
But my mouth said
“Walk away, bro.”
That explains why his face looked so confused 🍗😂
#EnglishFail #TravelMoment #FunnyStory #Bangkok #Oops
😎 THAILAND MOVED FAST THROUGH A GLOBAL CHOKEPOINT 🌍🚢🔥
While 400 ships sat stuck outside the Strait of Hormuz, Thailand quietly secured safe passage through direct coordination with Iran, no fees, just ship names and a list 🌍🚢🔥
That is what neutrality and fast diplomacy looks like in practice. Malaysia is moving too, while countries tied to the conflict are watching shipping costs and risk pricing climb by the day ⚠️
If wider agreements do not come soon, this stops being a headline and starts hitting real supply chains, real costs, and real trade flows hard.
What do you think happens next? 🤔
#Thailand #Hormuz #Shipping #GlobalTrade #Geopolitics #Iran #Logistics
Accidental racism. 🤬⟨ə⟩🤬
Watch the full, uncensored episode on our YouTube channel (link in bio). Caw!
#puppet #podcast #funny #schwa #english #grammar #phonics #hookedonphonics #dictionary #vocabulary #crow #crows #reaction #englishfail #grammarpolice #grammarfail
“You call those sorry things, duplicates? That won’t work on me!” #whereistheconjunction #englishfail #goodperformancethoughtbh #withproperdirectionitwouldbeclosetoerickson
Foto scattata da me in una spiaggia italiana (preferisco non dirvi dove). Non ci vogliono molti master in #linguainglese per notare che si tratta di una frase disorientante. -- #inglese #english #englishlanguage #speakingenglish #englishfail
@Guglielminetti Bruno, dans cet extrait, Trump se moque de cette fausse information. 🤡 #FakeNews
Comme d'habitude, vous ne saisissez pas bien la langue anglaise. 🤦♂️ #EnglishFail
@SATMX how does one validate ISR tax owed with someone who speaks engilsh? many #s dialed and hours exerted with no success :( #englishfail
@sendaiben That's a hell of an #EnglishFail
“What we need is a gung-ho logistics manager who will take the bull by their teeth…”
#englishfail #clichebutchery #awkward #BS #BullsNation #bullshitqoates #teeth #makingcustomssexy
@MMylova @the_happyproton @WKCosmo Too many representatives, #englishfail but you get my point I think
Gosh, what IS the circumcision of pie charts?
And why are these several entrepreneurs struggling with it so much?
#MathsFail #EnglishFail #Unacademy
Duty, Dignity, "Diciplin"
முரசொலியின் ஆங்கில புலமை அபாரம், அற்புதம், அட்டகாசம்!
#திராவிட_மாடல்
#திருட்டு_திமுக #முரசொலி #EnglishFail
Funny thing is I can read really well. Just… not at that moment. 🤣
https://t.co/U7RDOenpue via @YouTube
#funny #furry #FunnyClip #TwitchStreamer #vTuber #ENvTuber #FurryStreamer #gryphon #griffin #StreamClip #derp #fail #EnglishFail #FunnyFurry #BadReading
“It’s between the apple the horse and the cart. I mean infront of the horse but not the cart…”
#englishfail #clichebutchery #awkward #Doyen #AC #applehorse
“People don't think outside the square. If they are only thinking inside the square then they need to make sure they stay inside the sides of the square. The problem is the square they are thinking in is on an angle"
#englishfail #clichebutchery #awkward #AH #squares
“While it rains we need to get the hay the water it needs as we can…”
#englishfail #clichebutchery #awkward #Makehaywhilethesunshines #zoomzoom #rain
#AS
“You can’t eat cake and have it at the same time…”
#englishfail #clichebutchery #awkward #greatness #goat #AC #LetThemEatCake
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