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Your unaugmented ears don’t detect the full resonance of my maniacal laughter. #evilscientistproblems
Whenever you laugh, lighting and thunder always follows.... #EvilScientistProblems
When you aren't sure whether you are stuck in a causal loop or it's just a long work day. #EvilScientistProblems
#EvilScientistProblems Keeping their secret laboratory's intact.
Opening the window to cackle at the thunderclap, and a mosquito comes in.
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#EvilScientistProblems the Invisible Man.
When your android creation decides it would rather play video games and than to help you take over the world. #EvilScientistProblems
When your electrode cat rebels and escapes the lab before you can utilize its mighty power to create life. #EvilScientistProblems #PokemonGo
Cannot wait for Rick and Morty Simulator: Virtual Rick-ality to help them with some #evilscientistproblems https://t.co/1GHEr0aZqi #vr
Nicholas Cage doesn't poop. He buds. #BreakfastCelebs #TGIF #NationalCoffeeDay #ClintonScandals #EvilScientistProblems #Jeopardy
Igor's chiropractor copays.
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Turns out Bob from auditing was in the teleporter when I was using it. I now fight urges to "improve IT processes" #EvilScientistProblems
Stubbing your toe on the death ray.
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Someone thinks it's funny to put a fanny pack on the clone I'm growing in the glass vat. IT'S NOT FUNNY, REGGIE #EvilScientistProblems
Had to scrimp on the evil lair -- wanted my head carved into a mountain, could only afford a bas-relief #EvilScientistProblems
#EvilScientistProblems garbage cans filled with burnt lab coats, that sanitation won't take away
#EvilScientistProblems finding a competent assistant.
Tried to find a mind control pill, created newest Boner pill #EvilScientistProblems
It's hard to find good hunchbacks these days #EvilScientistProblems
The other Evil Scientists don't take me seriously because my diploma is from Trump University #EvilScientistProblems
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