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Ummmm Your Insurance Co. called and asked about your SPOTTER?! #WTH #NotFatherInLaw #FfffORE #Oh…GoMP! @coach_m18
Here's yesterday's back squat 445 for a double. Only 93 day until @squatober
WTH! My new Smart Watch (?) Just “Dinged” and told me to BREATHE! F! I checked my pulse and started to dial 911!? #ThanksKids?! #DickTracy #FfffORE
So..I’m sitting in a Clinic waiting area in Iowa City..and they wheel in a Prisoner (Handcuffed AND shackled to the wheelchair!) He’s talking about when he gets out..and I’m thinking of ALL the dam Cop shows I watch with Escapes.. #FictionVsNon #WheresBarney #FfffORE
Nominated by @Coach_Cleaver to show my best #coachface. Here’s what I was thinking:
“@natbooton22 I’m positive it doesn’t go left, it definitely goes at least 3 feet right🤷🏻♂️”
I nominate @CoachHafnerWPU @Coach_Liddick @Ibbyyy #coachface
Rumor is you played the “Ol’Ladies” tees! #😳 #FfffORE
Good teachers make it look easy, so folks assume it is.
Again... I want to know WHO Studies this? #WTF #Literally Whole new meaning to “Go climb a tree!” #GetARealJob #FfffORE
Dendrophilia:
The sexual arousal from trees.
So... this is my 6th Snow Day in Retirement! #MakeTestTakingFunAgain #WTH...MakeTeachingFunAgain! #150Lostx6 #Ouch #DamGlobalWarming #FfffORE
Indianola... Welcomes Larry! #1Bourbon1Scotch1Beer #TheZoo #GoSimpson #TheGraduate #SimpleIsAsSimpleDoes #FfffORE
Kind Words Cost Nothing.
Another retirement perk...Getting drunk on a Wednesday night! #FantasyFootballDraft #30thYearMPFFL #MmmmVodka #SKOL #DamIHaveToPee #SorryTimmy #FfffORE
So... Why do I still feel like I’m sneaking around and can’t be seen out in public during the day... in the middle of the week?! #SickDays #Never #AsTheWorldTurns #ShhhhWasThatABell?! #StopDrop&Roll #FfffORE
So...I’m peeing at a urinal and I notice a splattering (now&then) on my ankles...(gross, right)... but it made me wonder... does any dude ever wash his ankles after peeing?! #Gross #IdoNow #HmmmAnkleGuards #DamGottaPee #FfffORE
@LarryMondello2 Happy Anniversary! Can’t believe a lady would stay with Larry for 27 years!!
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