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Was just informed that I’ll need to take out a second mortgage so that we can buy Taylor Swift tickets for when she plays at Lucas Oil next year. #FirstWorldDadProblems
Also never fully realized how much my kids really want/need Disney+ #addicted #moanaonrepeatforever #firstworlddadproblems
2020, and I watch Peppa Pig more than I do WWE. What is my life coming to? #FirstWorldDadProblems

Um desafio raramente contado. O drama de um pai em enfiar todo um bonito cabelo feminino de 3 anos dentro de uma touca de natação. #parenthood #firstworlddadproblems
At a children’s party with my kids. That awkward moment when you walk in and all the moms look at you suspiciously like you just stole a child to bring to their child’s party. #FirstWorldDadProblems
Apparently, going to the Juno Awards is still an unacceptable excuse for missing Claudia's doll tea party...#firstworlddadproblems
Mayor Humdinger has always done things like cheat in races or try to get treasures, but in this Paw Patrol episode, he actually stole a car. He needs to be in jail and impeached! What kind of criminal justice system do they have on this show? #PawPatrol #FirstWorldDadProblems
Test driving a family car that isn’t a minivan.
Might three daughters find peace in such a space?
Might we fit all the skis herein?
Might I soon be a post-minivan driver?
#hope
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After my #vasectomy I have 2 incisions with stitches and now my scrotum looks like #Scarecrow from #Batman
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The moment when you become an assistant soccer coach and realize how out of shape you actually are. #runforestrun #firstworlddadproblems
Se, kun käyt yksin kaupassa, etkä voi pysäköidä perheparkkiin #FirstWorldProblems #FirstWorldDadProblems #isyys
When your wife and kids all have newer vehicles than you do........ 😑 #firstworlddadproblems
I'm mildly annoyed I couldn't finish mowing the backyard today. #firstworlddadproblems
Son: dad, you're driving too fast!
Me: no I'm not. Why?
Son: I keep missing loads of Pokemon
Me: [puts foot down]
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Went for a walk last night with the kids and the Pokemon server was down #KidsRiot #FirstWorldDadProblems
Stayed up too late watching Tom Petty doc on Netflix #firstworlddadproblems
If you can bring your dog to work, can I bring my kid? #FirstWorldDadProblems
I always blame my toots on my kids. After all of the diapers I've changed I've earned it. #FirstWorldDadProblems
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