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That time Moses mistook me for a burning bush...
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No one understands my divine intentions... Being wondrous is lonely.
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Oh!! OH!! OH MY FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!! YES! YES! YES!
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Seriously! I mean, just because I touch you with noodley appendages....
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@anerln The flying spaghetti monster is many things, but he's not a lewd god my dear.
Mortals often refer to #MyToDoList as, "The #NazcaLines"
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Ugh! You mortals are acting like I'm not even here!
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People don't believe in me. #ItsStrangeBecause, I totes created them.
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@CoFSM_Ireland @atheistie Jeez.. I made him too pissy. I guess I should have made him well endowed afterall.
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#DontMindMeIAmJust being omnipresent, working in mysterious ways & watching you masturbate...
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@realDonaldTrump lie counter.
Am I right, @PolitiFact?
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Whenever I visit you mortals, #IOftenGetMistakenFor a burning bush.
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@AtheistRepublic When all the prayers I get are for winning Powerball numbers. I hate that.
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#ICantGiveYouAnythingBut ALL OF CREATION, you ungrateful bastards! Stop asking me for $900 Million! #FlyingSpaghettiMonsterProblems
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