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Gents, anything is free game w/ the ladies today.
Try every tactic.
If they are turned off or revolted, just pivot to the good ol “it’s April fools!!” play.
#pondering #foolproofplan #AprilFoolsDay
@crown_of_ida i would take her out on a romantic date only to then be cold and distant towards her so that she falls for me and then i’ll tell her i wanna eat her #foolproofplan
@squirrelnemesis @PawsomeErik Exactly! Hopefully we’ll get lots of pirates to the tearoom! #foolproofplan
Whatever else you feel
/think about this verdict, do you know how to prevent this in your life 100% of the time?
•Don’t have sex with women you’re not married to.
•Don’t try to deceive your wife about your adultery.
#FoolProofPlan
Thank God.
Praise God.
Seek God.
Await God.
Expect God.
Glorify God.
Thank God.
#FoolproofPlan
Having a crisis of confidence for no particular reason today, so I’m going to make a bacon butty to set the world to rights.
#FoolproofPlan #ImposterSyndrome #bacontime
If I get through this nutso week (Co-parent Elsewhere, much work due, several medical appointments, daycare closed for staff development time) I shall reward myself with the dopamine rush of buying a VR game on Steam & then not finding the time to play it. #FoolproofPlan
@ClearLikeWater1 @nwa @FiteTV Absolutely…….. 💰💰 and 🥇🥇 all the way! #BulletproofPlan #FoolproofPlan
We get 💰💰around here because we got #themidastouch #injeezwetrust
Sometimes you have to crack a few omelettes to make a few eggs. 🤑😭🤑 #UpsetStomach #Mechwarrior #Foolproofplan
@RichardBSpencer Erm.... 😳.... Er.... 😅.... OH! 😳 Cos "OMFG SOCIALISM" and, er.... "Trickle down works"! 😅 And if I repeat those enough times the GOP base will believe it and vote for the GOP! 😁 #foolproofplan (😐😑)
Instead of going back to school tomorrow, what if I just send a ransom note for myself for a million dollars to my principal? That way I don’t have to go AND I get a million dollars. #foolproofplan #teachingduringapandemic
Ok so I figured out how I'm gonna secure my #ps5 it's a full proof plan! The night before the #ps6 drops in the year 2028, I'll have my credit card info ready to make my purchase!
#TeamDocMiaz
#FoolProofPlan👈🏾
#ClownTime
#ClownShoes
#PlayStation5
#ps5restock
@Sideshow706
Pro-tip: Get a dog, take the dog everywhere, when you’re Done™️ being somewhere use the dog as an excuse to leave.
No one argues with a dog.
#FoolproofPlan
#FletcherJrJr #Turbines #FoolproofPlan #newmusic #YouTube
"Foolproof Plan" by Fletcher Jr Jr
Album, "TURBINES", released on Aug 24th :)
© 2020 FLETCHER Jr Jr All Rights Reserved
Endure these 7 years and it'll all be over. #foolproofplan
@khinsider If we keep saying every girl is Kairi’s grandma, we’ll eventually be right 👀 #foolproofplan
Start of a week off from work! Good timing right!
Going to stream a bit more, on the hunt for 12 more followers and to push my average up by 1!
To achieve this I will stream randomly and infrequently... its the #Tiredbois way.
#Foolproofplan #Winnersgetdinners #pubsclosed
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