Top Tweets for #ForMartin
I’ve just completed this challenge for the Samaritans and on every ‘walk/run’ I spared a thought #forMartin & even though I only knew him on Twitter for a very short time, he will always be in my thoughts @BillanyMartin #lunchtimepun #ratemypun x x https://t.co/rHw95q3P89
My friend from Paris was the best man at the wedding of a Belgian waffle heir and a Swedish pancake tycoon, but wasn’t allowed to give a speech at the reception.
They knew he’d give a French toast, and they said it wasn’t worth the pain.
#LunchPun #RateMyPun #ForMartin 💙
I never usually get things mixed up, but lately I've had a few nights all over the place.
#LunchPun
#RateMyPun
#ForMartin
Whilst in the queue at the Post Office I noticed the guy behind me looked awfully familiar...
'Excuse me..' I asked '..are you Dirk Benedict?'.
'I am indeed' he replied 'I don't really get recognised anymore'
'Ah' I beamed 'I never forget a Face!'
#LunchPun #RateMyPun #ForMartin
Punella Scales has decided that this is her favourite Pun of the month 🎉 #ForMartin
https://t.co/lkK84GYEXM
My wife & I have just started up our own business selling electrical cable online.
We'd be grateful if you could give us a plug.
#LunchPun #RateMyPun
Little Miss Punshine has decided that this is her favourite Pun of the month 🎉 #ForMartin
https://t.co/nYCJ8d0yiP
I was in my English night class when the teacher asked me to come up with alternative words using the letters from 'oneness' but to me, it made no sense..
#LunchPun #RateMyPun
Punglebert Punperdinck has decided that this is his favourite Pun of the month 🎉 #ForMartin
https://t.co/nkXtErrHbk
My wife reckons that I'm obsessed with Black Sabbath, and that I can't go a single day without mentioning at least one of their songs.
l think she's just being paranoid.
#LunchPun #RateMyPun
Kim Jong-Pun has decided that this is his favourite Pun of the month 🎉 #ForMartin
https://t.co/nk0nytl4T2
I've made my wife a card for Valentine's Day this year - I used lots of glue to stick red rose petals on it in the shape of a heart and I've put it under her pillow.
I hope she doesn't find it tacky.
#LunchPun #RateMyPun
Finally our Judge's just wanted to share some Puns with you.🏆
These Great Puns are from our good friend @BillanyMartin #ForMartin
and our 2nd #LunchPun PotW is also from @BillanyMartin and was from Tuesday. #ForMartin #RIPOurFriendMartin
https://t.co/xTF4IiFVdr
When my wife's prized collection of Conger & Moray fish all died unexpectedly, I tried to persuade her not to bury them in the garden but she dug her eels in.
#LunchPun #RateMyPun
Our 1st #LunchPun PotW is this Pun from @BillanyMartin and was from Monday. #ForMartin #RIPOurFriendMartin
https://t.co/0na7K2HGgK
I've just started a business making laser garden shears - we're using all the latest cutting hedge technology.
#LunchPun #RateMyPun
Despite stiff competition from many designers, my dungarees were voted the overall winner!
#LunchPun #RateMyPun #ForMartin
#ForMartin missed this # earlier.
Contrary to popular belief, the first steam locomotive was invented by the author of Tom Sawyer in partnership with the grandfather of late Bishop of Cape Town. It was know as the Tutu Twain. #RateMyPun #LunchPun
Thank you to all who played #LunchPun with us today.
We were even trending at one point.
Much Love to you all. Xx #ForMartin
@James_Semaj1981 Very much so, James . Was too late by the time I thought of anything. Also I see they've added a hashtag #forMartin , which is a nice touch 🙂
- As a tribute to a fellow #LunchPun enthusiast I’ve been learning to make a can-like container in my evening metal work class.
- Form a tin?
- Yes. Exactly. And every time I use it I shall think about him.
#RateMyPun #ForMartin
@Chumantastic Just for you and Martin, I’m gonna tweet a joke…
Two windmills standing in a wind farm….
One asks, ‘what’s your favourite kind of music?’
The other says, ‘I’m a big metal fan’
#LunchPun #RateMyPun #ForMartin
I’m taking my nephew on a trip to the south of France.
‘Nice’
‘No she’s staying at home’
#lunchpun #RateMyPun #ForMartin 💙
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