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Hat on indoors because I didn't want to brush the bed head. #FunctioningAdult
Welp. My bra has been somehow inside out all day and I just noticed so I guess that tells you how today is going ... π
Hope everyone else is having a lovely day π ...and that your bras are on properly. π
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#WhyAmILikeThis
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after living in pittsburgh for a full year, iβm finally registering my car and getting it inspected since september 2020 π€π€π€ #functioningadult
i cooked salmon! #functioningadult
Had a salad and some juice and it helped a little. It might be low blood sugar or smth cause i tend to forget to eat on workdays. lol #functioningadult
@ChrisMurphyCT @TheDarkness24 What I look forward to someday real soon
What I hope for
What I dream about
Is
Having a president
That I donβt need to worry about
And I donβt need to read about
Or hear about
Or know about
On a daily basis.
Can we get back to That please?...
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Shower β
Hair washed & brushed β
Actual clothes β
Burgundy knee high boots β
#isolationheels #functioningadult #allaboutthekneehighs
@Anythingpork How confident are you that Joe Biden can handle three debates with #DipshitDonald? #FunctioningAdult
It turns out, I'm so bad at cooking, I managed to fail making instant Mac and Cheese. #functioningadult
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Accidentally running on schedule this morning, so opted to spill an entire pitcher of water onto the kitchen floor, instead of continuing into my morning like a #functioningadult π
Veggie corn dogs and chocolate milk for dinner because Iβm 34 going on 5. ππ«π₯ #functioningadult
Took me 2 years but I finally figured out how to change songs from my headset #imsmart #functioningadult
panicked at all the bargains going on and bought a floor length gold lamΓ© dress I will never have occasion to wear
Β―\_(γ)_/Β― Help?
#FunctioningAdult #fancydress
I washed my shorts with money inside the pockets. So technically I washed money and clothes. I am a highly #functioningadult ππππ
Today I fell down my front steps and faceplanted into the stroller I was carrying. Gave myself a nosebleed and fat lip why yes I am a #functioningadult
Picked out a new house, applied for it and talked the owner into giving it to me completely day drunk and now I have a lime green kitchen with midnight sky granite. #functioningAdult
I officially passed my driving test today! can you guess which 15 mins it happened in? #anxietychart #functioningadult
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