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The future of New York City? #satire #gallowshumor #terroristterritories @nypost @NYDailyNews @nytimes @NEWSMAX @NewsmaxII @OANN @PinonPost @WashTimes


@roosterpisces @nicksortor The injury to the LEO is horrible, yet this meme is pretty funny... well played... #gallowshumor
Happy Astros elimination day for those who celebrate #GallowsHumor
@cwebbonline Well, at least with the Nationals there's no chance in 2025 of the National Guard over-reacting during a World Series parade.
#Gallowshumor
Congress has a new proposed timeline for moving market structure, which means I think I can retire the line: โunclear whether both crypto bills will reach President Trumpโs desk by August recess.โ
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Gallows humor is the best humor. Only certain people get it, and those people know about grippy sock jail. #darkhumor #mentalhealth #gallowshumor #military #veteran
@KingOfMopar1 In Texas, the police pays $10 for your wooden coffin, after you've been shot for free.
Sounds a better deal, bc you save money, but it's the same kind of unworthy, in my opinion.๐คฃ๐
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@VOvegan @KlasfeldReports Oh come now, folks, he's Teflon Don... AND this is who "we" are now.
"Lady" Justice was grabbed by the pussy.๐ฉ๐ฎ#GallowsHumor

All these new Twitter followers, that I am getting because of the Twitch suspension, better also follow on Twitch once this is reserved, so I can at least get one positive thing out of this. ๐ฅฒ #GallowsHumor
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@edmo96 @edfringe @underbellyedinburgh @mytheatremates @dramagroups #gallowshumor #horror #macabre #Comedy #undertakers #Edinburgh #Fringe
@AdamPlantinga I waxed nostalgic. I recalled two burglary capers in Oakland that, for nexus to Berkeley, I elected to investigate. When SU IDd, I presented to OPD CID, who declined to f/u or present to DA for complaint. My point: in past, some LEOs investigated crime zealously. #gallowshumor

@RajRajaru @cjacquesbennett Honestly, I'd rather be cremated; it's my last chance for that smoking hot body I've always wanted
A CNN reporter, a BBC reporter, and an Israeli commando are captured by Hamas in Gaza.
The leader of the terrorists told them that he would grant them each one last request before they were beheaded.
The CNN Reporter said, "Well, Iโm an American, so Iโd like one last hamburger with French fries.โ
The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the burger and fries. The reporter ate it and said, โNow, I can die.โ
The BBC Reporter said, "Iโm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape recorder and describe the scene here and whatโs about to happen. Maybe someday someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till the end.โ
The Hamas leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and dictated some comments. The reporter then said, "Now I can die knowing I stayed true until the end.โ
The Hamas leader turned to the Israeli commando and said, โAnd now, Mr. Israeli tough guy, what is your final wish?โ
โKick me in the butt,โ said the soldier.
โWhat?" asked the leader, โWill you mock us in your last hour?โ
โNo, Iโm not kidding. I want you to kick me in the butt,โ insisted the Israeli.
So the terrorist leader shoved him into the open and kicked him in the behind.
The soldier went sprawling but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm pistol from under his flak jacket, and shot the leader dead.
In the resulting confusion, he jumped to his knapsack, pulled out his carbine, and sprayed the terrorists with gunfire.
In a flash, all terrorists were either dead or fleeing for their lives. As the soldier was untying the reporters, they asked him,
โWhy didnโt you just shoot them in the beginning? Why did you ask them to kick you in the butt first?โ
โWhat?โ replied the Israeli, โAnd help you to report that I was the aggressor?"
Inside every ivy league college right now:
Hey, if anyone wants to talk, Iโll be hanging out right here! #mondaymood #horrorhumor #gallowshumor #ouija #ouijaboard #ouijagrave

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