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hab den kindern versucht zu erklären, wieso so viele medien weniger geld verdienen als noch vor einigen jahren. der achtjährige: ihr müsst halt die titelseiten aufregender machen und mehr geschichten schreiben, die die menschen wirklich interessieren! #hehasapoint
9yo: what would you be if you could be anything?
Me: I would be your dad and I’m already your dad so this is what I want to be.
9yo (annoyed): Oh. I thought you’d say you would want to be a bed so you could sleep all the time. Because you are always tired.
#HeHasAPoint
Harden posted to his IG around 8:15… #HeHasAPoint
Episode 28 of @DnDPodcast - #Campaign2:
“You would get so canceled if you jerked someone off to death by like melting their dong, but for some reason punching them to mush is fine.” -@TimLanning #YouKnow #HeHasAPoint #JerkWarrior
I just asked my wee boy if he'd pass me the Pringles.
"I you can't be bothered moving to get them, do you deserve them" he said.
#hehasapoint
Me: Hey, your kohkum* is in town. Wanna go for a drive to see her?
Kid: Nope. I’m busy.
Me: You haven’t seen her in over a year. Don’t you want to see her?
Kid: Yes, but I’m not vaccinated.
Me: …
#Proud #HeHasAPoint
*grandma
Uh... what do you means “Caturday?” Isn’t dat all the days?
#hehasapoint #caturday #saturday #tabbycat #thecatlvt https://t.co/vPxXrSoBgK
Today's smile: in a Religious Studies class in the Middle East a child is asked to list the 'five matters only Allah knows'; a reference to Q. 31:34. The poor kid responds, "How do you expect me to know when you just said only Allah knows these things!!!" 😂😂😂
#HeHasAPoint
That *warm & fuzzy* feeling when you get back to your building from a night shift & your super points out how you ‘have no life because you just go between work and sleep!!’ 🙃 #medtwitter #residentwellness #oy #hehasapoint #thankyoukindsir
Nuestro hijo, de cuatro años y medio, explicando que en su clase son un grupo burbuja:
Alex: Somos pompa
Yo: Sois #GrupoBurbuja
Alex: Pompa y burbuja significan lo mismo
Yo: #HeHasAPoint
#LogicaInfantil #SomosPompa
2/2 A good man said to me 'If the powers that be believe we are playing 38 league games before 31st May they need locked up ffs' #HeHasAPoint
Watching “A Charlie Brown Christmas” with my 7-yr old.
When the dancing scene comes up he asks, “Why is no one in their school black?”
I mean...#HeHasAPoint
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