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@dosentine Because it's Mully i don't know if i should laugh or get serious 🤦♀️🤦♀️😂😂🤦♀️🤦♀️😂😂 #HELPMYBRAIN
this mind be listening to music and watch shit in korean and japanese then i go watch money heist which is spanish but i have to speak in english cause duh then i go talk to my manager and my mom in tagalog so basically i’m multilingual at this point #jk #helpmybrain
So... I'm 30 weeks pregnant, and I've just discovered that pregnancy brain is real. I tried to put the butter into the utensil drawer and wondered why there wasn't a slot for it next to the forks and spoons. #BabyARMYincoming #HelpMyBrain
Update: the meeting is at 11:30 lol. #helpmybrain
I just spent a fat minute trying to scratch something off my computer screen, until I realized that it was a comma. inside the screen. and I just needed to use backspace. #helpmybrain
If the word county is pronounced ‘cowntee’ then why is country pronounced ‘cuntree’ ??? Why does the r make such a difference ?????💆🏽♀️💥 #helpmybrain
I wish I were more easily entertained and less easily agitated. The entire system caters to the mentally basic. #helpmybrain
J’en ai marre de mon cerveau, il est pas foutu de se souvenir de trucs importants, par contre l’intégralité des paroles de La Danse d’Hélène ça y a pas de problèmes #helpmybrain #cerveaudéfectueux
I've been planning the weekend Erin's in KC and Tayler's wedding as different weekends but whoops they're the same 😶😶 #helpmybrain
@lexis_nava lol I just thought you didn't get on bc they didn't have twitter on your part of the world 🙃 #helpmybrain
If you think your piano pieces are hard to memorize.... try China Gates by John Adams #helpmybrain
Just got home to find my full cup of coffee waiting for me from this morning. #helpmybrain
Missing new dress was found in the car.
Of course.
#helpmybrain
It's official my brain has exploded.#amwriting #writersproblems #SONGS
#helpmybrain #problemsonmybrain 😲😨📗✒💭🎼

Isn't it so cute how one class can make you feel like you didn't even deserve your high school diploma #lovethat #helpme #helpmybrain
The student in me says to study this nonsense, while the senioritis in me says to just watch Gossip Girl instead. #helpmybrain 😅

Clara telling the Doctor something that he said, saying it because Clara said it when he was a kid. #TimeTravel #HelpMyBrain #DoctorWho
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