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(So yeah, I won’t be able to post any further notes or thoughts on the episode itself until later. The Saibaiman backstory stuff was mostly things I’d written earlier, as part of The History of Ever thread series. #HistoryofEver)
As a follow-up to #HistoryofEver, this year I’m doing #WeGottaPower, a guided tour through Dragon Ball’s power scale: what is it, why does it look like that, and what can we do about it? Let’s begin at the only logical place: Dr. Slump
The complete run of my History of Ever timeline threads are archived at Reddit (thanks once again to @Terez27). Everything from the Big Bang (Attack) to Turtle’s death! https://t.co/HIMVGY1lYe
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This marks the end of #HistoryofEver after 11 months, 83 zillion clips, and at least twice as many uses of the word “meanwhile”. Thanks to @Terez27 for the aforementioned clips, plus @TheDevilsCorpse, @DetectiveX, @Cipher_db etc for their help. And thanks to all who read it!
Age 9763: Sea Turtle’s natural lifespan ends. Born nearly 700 years before his long-term companion Roshi, he celebrated his 1,000 birthday during the Garlic Jr arc, and was barely over 2,000 when Gowasu and Zamasu visited Babari. Truly an eyewitness to history. #HistoryofEver
Age 1967: the Dragon Ball multiverse faces its greatest crisis ever as a long-forgotten foe is finally ready for revenge. Don’t miss DB’s 22nd feature film, Dragon Ball Super: Caterpy, coming to metaverse streaming in 2026! #HistoryofEver
Age 1779: Gowasu and his trusty young apprentice Zamasu spoil the end of the Tournament of Power by using a Time Ring to travel 1,000 years into the future, where Universe 10 is still A-OK. No telling what kind of shape U7 or anywhere else is in by now, though. #HistoryofEver
Age 900 and beyond: sometime in the far future, Goku and co have passed into myth…and merchandising. Advanced holographic time tech provides gamers with an immersive experience as they pit historical figures against each other, Civilization-style. #HistoryofEver
Age 889, ish: the centenarian Pan raises Goku’s great great great great grandson, also named “Goku” (got that?). When Pan falls ill, this 7th Gen Goku goes dragon ball hunting to cure her, and finally meets the force ghost of his illustrious forebear. #HistoryofEver
The 800s: as the decades roll by, change is the only constant. In the GT timeline, by 889 or so Pan is the one familiar face left, following the untimely demise of 18 and Shin and Roshi and Popo and… #HistoryofEver
Age 801: as the new century dawns, Goku and Vegeta are in their 60s (chronologically if not physically). Sensing the end is near, the two depart Earth for one last battle…in DB Online, at least. In other timelines, Goku will probably stick around a bit longer. #HistoryofEver
(Goku) Black Friday, Age 796: with their training complete, Goku and Vegeta return to Trunks’ timeline, and soon have Black and Zamasu on the ropes. But this merely forces the two partners to finally tie the knot… #HistoryofEver
Age 796: after an entire year fighting Goku Black, the time machine finally has enough juice for a one-way trip. Bulma’s plan: bring help from the alt timeline, or just flee there if need be. Sadly, she doesn’t live long enough to see this come to pass, and Mai… #HistoryofEver
Age 795, or earlier: Zamasu (in Goku’s body) uses a Time Ring to jump over to Trunks’ timeline, where he hooks up with the local Zamasu (in Zamasu’s body). And they say there’s no such thing as love at first sight. #HistoryofEver
Trunks’ World, Age 794 ish: after being delayed a decade or two due to the shortage of high-energy fighters on Earth, Babidi and co finally attempt to revive Majin Buu. They’re thwarted by Trunks (with some help from Shin). He’ll keep this timeline safe forever! #HistoryofEver
Age 790: Goku faces the last three dragons all in a row. The fire and ice themed 4 and 3-Star Dragons are OK, but the big boss 1-Star proves harder to deal with. Fortunately, Vegeta has acquired the Super Saiyan 4 transformation with a little help from Bulma… #HistoryofEver
A bit later in Age 790: Goku and Pan arrive in Bish’s village, where the fisherman have grown lazy thanks to the 6-Star Dragon’s Fortean phenomena. The battle takes some odd turns, but in the end they’re able to finally say “so long and thanks for all the fish”. #HistoryofEver
Late Age 790: Goku and co finish gathering the dragon balls in order to fix the aftermath from the Super 17 incident, but all the Minus Energy built up over the years has put the balls on the fritz, creating a gaggle of evil dragons. The first one’s the best. #HistoryofEver
Mid Age 790: deceased doctors Gero and Mu meet in the afterlife. Gero’s got some ridiculous idea about 17 potentially surpassing Perfect Cell (as if!) and the two get to work. Soon, all hell breaks loose in a far less figurative sense than usual. #HistoryofEver
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