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Late last night my daughter, 15, found the pad where I scribbled my plan for the next morning’s Q. My sweet girl wrote “sounds fun” with an arrow pointing to #MonkeyHumpers. @F3Columbia @F3Nation #HowDoIExplain #Helpme
I had a late night, had to be somewhere early this morning & when I got there realized my hair is a rat’s nest & I’m still in my PJ’s! Then somebody recognized my voice! #yql #alwaysseenatmyworst #pleasegivemeahallpassonthisone #dontjudgememrcardealership #howdoiexplain
"So you got yourself a sugar mama!" - what my friend told me when he realized my wife makes more money...
#thenewhusband #howdoiexplain #stereotypes #newreality
So today my son drew this cause he saw this on a dollar and wants to know what it means & why it has an eye..😩 #fatherhood #howdoiexplain
I told Tyler, daddy is my husband, and he started hysterically crying because he wants to be my husband. 😂 #howdoiexplain #momlife
When your mother shops online for her very first time on @WishShopping. She never got her packages months later. #HowDoIExplain.. 😪
And now, I haiku on what my kids think I do:
Desk, art, computer.
My graphic designer mom.
Magazines? Tshirts?
#CareerDay #HowDoIExplain
Who else was asked to summarize what they learned #GSMCON2016 at their Monday morning meeting? #howdoiexplain
@Deneene72 @MomCentral someone asked me for a tampon and he goes what is that??? #howdoiexplain #MothersDayMovie
One of my Co-Workers at Rebel Radio just said to me "Dude! This weekend I found out there's a musician named Sam Mooney too!" #howdoiexplain
@ricky_martin @PiccoloUniverse My 5yr old son asked me "why were you sad when I was sad mummy?" #howdoiexplain #myheartbleeds #lovemybabies
I realize how little I actually know when the kids go into their "why" phase, during our conversations. #ConfusedNanny #HowDoIExplain
its @dadsbrightblues bday in 30m & he sent ME gifts! #HowDoIExplain? drawing a blank & my crayons dont know how #DDlg
My mom sends me the track your iPhone thing saying "where the hell are you" but I'm actually not where it says? #howdoiexplain
What doesn't my momma understand?!? I don't wanna get married #Geeze #leavemealone #ugh #shejustwantsgrandkids FTS #imdoingme #howdoiexplain
Me: MOM JUSTIN JUST RETWEETED US! Mom: what's retweeting? #howdoiexplain
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