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Such lovely, funny company I get to keep: @Mmahone @bigmacher @Jorschach @shelikesitloud
#HowIWouldQuit @midnight
Build a fort out of boxes in the McDonald's freezer and throw frozen patties at your boss @midnight #HowIWouldQuit
I'd download porn on all the office computers, set to play upon power up. Beastiality goes to the boss.
#HowIWouldQuit
Congrats, @midnight top picks! @bigmacher @Jorschach @shelikesitloud @JolieWilliamson #HowIWouldQuit *drops mic* ๐ค
We appreciate you toughing out the extra shift and playing #HowIWouldQuit last night! Here's some real team players: http://t.co/zvtkfGHr9U
Actually just put in 2 weeks by showing up with cookies, cause I'll need a reference later. #HowIWouldQuit @midnight
Don't believe people & monkeys are related? Just read how many "I quit my job" fantasies involve weaponized poop.
#HowIWouldQuit @midnight
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Launch into my TED Talk about the show 'Night Court' and the conflicts within the U.S. criminal justice system. #HowIWouldQuit @midnight
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#HowIWouldQuit Get cought wanking it on the jobsite.
getting fired before you quit #HowIWouldQuit
#HowIWouldQuit not get hired in the first place
Rent a helicopter, fly over my job, and take a dump on it #HowIWouldQuit
Shaking everyone's hand, while asking "Does this rash look like Measles or Ebola?" #HowIWouldQuit @midnight
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