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That fucken prick made me up a cozy blanket nest with a weird warm bag of shitty little beans fresh from the beepy metal box they heat their din dins in, so I am warm and comfortable and relaxed. What a fucken Arsehole. #CatsOfTwitter #arseholesoftwitter #humanbacon
Those pricks are FUCKEN DED. Fuck them. #arseholecatownersoftwitter #CatsofTwitter #InDaHood #pinkbits #CatHoody #humanbacon #butsowarm
Got yelled at and a kick in the bum for eating crunchy floor treats. They just made my list. Again. #cleanyourhousedeadbeat #humanbaconlistsoftwitter #humanbacon #CatsOfTwitter
The old duck may think I am a scrawny bag of bones’ but at least my face isn’t shit. #shitface #old🦆 #humanbacon #CatsOfTwitter #mrawesome❤️
Bitched like crazy to the old duck and the big dummy. Don't actually need anything. #boredaf #chumps #humanbacon
Yeah, filthy disgusting peasants. Bring me more food you walking human bacon so I can polish you up some further floor turds. #CatsOfTwitter #humanbacon #floorshit
Multitasking- eating biscuits AND glaring at Fuckface for not giving me more chicken at the same time. #CatsOfTwitter #FuckfacesOfTwitter #chicken #humanbacon
"Guys, I'm so hungry I'm considering cannibalism." - @notashoesperry2, in Sunday school #pastor #humanbacon
Found a random as fuck place to sleep. Freaks them all the fuck out. 2 birds, one stone. #CatsOfTwitter #douchefamily #humanbacon
While he's wrong, on the other tentacle that's some heart-stoppin' bacon waiting to be ate so I'm kinda for it. #cthulhu #HANGRY #humanbacon https://t.co/SaOKiIgZIz
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I dunno what 'nuclear winter' means, but at least there will still be cockroaches to eat. #CatsOfTwitter #cockroaches4lyf #humanbacon
Middle of the night, middle of the hallway floor. Fully legit spot for a dark cat to sleep. Fuck those chumps. #humanbacon #CatsOfTwitter
I like when the kid is here - makes it easy to decide who I would eat first. #CatsOfTwitter #humanbacon #dogbacon #turtlebacon
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