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An Indian Navy minesweeper was steaming slowly out of harbour, it was one quiet Sunday morning. On the bridge was this young Commanding Officer, a Lieutenant Commander sweating for his next stripe. Peering through his binoculars, he spotted the Admiral on the flagship ahead, telescope under his arms, striding the quarterdeck before colours. As the ships crossed, salutes were exchanged.
Not finding his cap on the bridge, the young captain frantically grabbed the nearest thing... the cover of the binnacle next to him.....and saluted smartly.
Sure enough...on return was the "UCM" ( In Navy it is You See Me) signal waiting on his desk.
"For Christ's sake, what was that strange contraption on your head this morning"...said the Admiral.
Without batting an eye came the prompt reply..." I guess that is the only kind of brass I am ever going to wear, Sir".
The young man was promoted...๐
Why do Navy pilots prefer to be called naval aviators?
Because they donโt want to be called โflying seamen.โ
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When I went into the Navy, we had more than 60,000 men in uniform.
Living spaces were terrible onboard ships. It was so crowded, we were sharing lockers and beds three to one.
What made it so terrible, we were starting to enjoy it.
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"The good old LADY has to be PATCHED UP every month and DRY-DOCKED every 2-3 years."
This was tongue in cheek from Late Admiral Krishnan as to how good old INS VIKRANT was to be kept up in ship shape
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"No!" roared the Navy Captain.
"Well, thank God for that," said ME-II Pandey as he hung up the phone.
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A jr. sailor, Pandey was on duty at the motor transport pool. The phone rang and an authoritative voice demanded to know how many vehicles were operational at that moment. "We've got five 3 tonners, 10 2.5 tonners, 3 Ambulances, 3 Buses, 6 cars & a Honda City 1/3 #HumorInUniform
๐๐๐๐ฟ๐ฒ ๐ถ๐ ๐ฎ ๐พ๐๐ฉ ๐ ๐๐ฃ ๐บ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ค ๐จ๐๐ฉ!
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The year was 1998, we had embarked on harbour patrol at Mumbai. It was well past midnight when the Walkie-Talkie set came alive: โ๐๐๐๐!โ
The Boat Coxwain is not happy, โIski to.. Kaun hai be?โ
โ๐๐๐๐.โ
This f*%r#$ is probably someone from the COM. tower or probably a bored SEAMAN from his Sentry post.โ
โ๐๐๐๐.โ
โThis is Mike Alpha One. Who is this?โ
โ๐๐๐๐.โ
โIs Saale ko Raat mein masti chadhi hai.โ
โAll positions this is Mike Alpha One, โNo unnecessary Radio communication.
I repeat, maintain radio silence unless necessary.โ
In response we heard an even longer โ๐ด๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ๐พ๐พ๐พ.โ
This time, the Coxwain was out of his wits and let out some of the choicest expletives used in the fauj.
โ๐๐๐๐.โ
โThis is Mike Alpha One. Stop this sh!t right now.โ
Well, he didnโt stop and continued throughout the night. The meows got lessened, once we stopped responding to him. The radio sets had their limitations, the ๐๐๐๐ guy was never found and remained untraceable. ๐
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๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐, ๐
๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐.
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You know what I liked about the modern Navy?
You get to buy your uniform.
When I joined the Navy in the late Nineties, they had a total of three sizes for all.
Thatโs right. Three sizes: too big, too small, and out of stock.
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Respectfully, ๐, as always, your girlfriend is mischtaken ๐๐๐
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Just another day ๐คช๐คฃ
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That joke went straight to the top... of the chain of command... ๐คฃ
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I always had a strong conviction that a great leader had to lead from the front, but the time had now come to learn newer concepts in management - that of โpushing from behindโ.
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A GRAND ADVENTURE ATOP SUDAN BLOCK
By: Maj Gen Bipin Bakshi (Retd) NDA/60/Juliet
(From: Reflective Musings and Reminiscences - Articulations by NDA Alumni)
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๐ฅ MY TRYST WITH BOXING ๐ฅ
By: Col MK Valsraj NDA/57/Lion
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๐ฎ DARLING OF A PUDDING ๐ฎ
(Humour In Uniform: Author Unknown)
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A Hilarious tale from the Diary of a Lieutenant in a Field Area.
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