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Why do Navy pilots prefer to be called naval aviators?
Because they don’t want to be called ‘flying seamen.’
#HumorInUniform #NavyHumor
When I went into the Navy, we had more than 60,000 men in uniform.
Living spaces were terrible onboard ships. It was so crowded, we were sharing lockers and beds three to one.
What made it so terrible, we were starting to enjoy it.
😂😂#HumorInUniform #NavyHumor
"The good old LADY has to be PATCHED UP every month and DRY-DOCKED every 2-3 years."
This was tongue in cheek from Late Admiral Krishnan as to how good old INS VIKRANT was to be kept up in ship shape
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@IN_R11Vikrant
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I know a retired Navy captain who buys the @timesofindia every morning in Colaba and then sends his butler with it up to Mazgaon eight kilometres away, so he can read it by telescope.
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You know what I liked about the modern Navy?
You get to buy your uniform.
When I joined the Navy in the late Nineties, they had a total of three sizes for all.
That’s right. Three sizes: too big, too small, and out of stock.
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#HumorInUniform #NavyHumor #MilitaryHumor
😂 Because nothing says ‘Epic Fury’ like a laundry room fire on the USS Gerald R. Ford! Contained quick, no big damage, sailors stable – but Iran must be quaking. Navy: 1, Dryer: 0? Stay tuned for more ‘operations’. #USSGeraldFordFail #OperationEpicLaundry #IranFury #NavyHumor #TrumpEra #MilitaryMishaps #SarcasmOn
New sticker just dropped on Etsy & Redbubble! ☢️ Know a "Reactor Rat" – that one mechanic who basically lives in the plant, soaking up all the good vibes (and maybe some radiation)? This one's for them! 😉 Get yours now! #NavyHumor #NuclearNavy #Navy
My kid is joining the @usnavy, so
#GoodShipGould #ebook #free for 3 more days.
Come join the #crew of #USSArchibaldTGould.
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To celebrate my kid joining the @usnavy...
The #GoodShipGould #ebook is gonna be #free on #Kindle starting Monday, 19 Aug 2024.
Come join the #crew of #USSArchibaldTGould.
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Sailors don't need fancy toilet paper. We've got 80-grit sandpaper and sea legs. It's not a real head if you don't leave tougher than you came in!
Just sayin!!!
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How many times should you be allowed to hit snooze while sleeping in the ships berthing? The crew of The Sea Stories Podcast discusses.
#navy #navyhumor #navylife #navypodcast #shipberthing #berthingrules #military #militarypodcast #militarylife #militaryhumor #seastories
“This is a Golden Retriever, the best type of dog to train.”
The Seaman glanced at the dog, saluted yet again and said, “Yes Sir!” The Captain continued. “I got this dog for my wife.”
The Seaman simply said “Good trade Sir!”
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"Last night," reported Seaman-II KK Singh, "I finally
persuaded my girl friend to say 'yes.' "
"Congrats," said his
buddy. "When's the wedding?"
"Wedding?" said KK. "What wedding?
😂😂
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Cadet Training Ship Beas was at Trots in Kochi harbour sometime in 1986. The ship had organised cocktails and dinner onboard and nearly the entire Command Brass were invited. The Cadet of the Watch ( COW )was keeping a keen lookout and during his rounds observed a large object entangled in the ship's chain cable. He called the duty staff and fished out the object with some difficulty. Thereafter, he sent a message for the OOD.
On arrival on the Forecastle, the OOD was in for a nasty shock when he removed the tarpaulin from the covered object and found it to be a decomposing human body. He was furious with the cadet for having recovered this unidentified decomposed body and told him that he should have left it alone and allowed it to float away with change of tide. The OOD's frustration was greater because now it was a civil police case and with all the brass onboard, it would be embarrassing to have the cops crawling all over the ship and questioning people.
The cadet (today a Sr. officer himself !) could not understand the implications and was hurt that his efforts had not been praised. The OOD ordered him not to breathe a word about this to anybody till further orders. The cadet was chaffing under the rebuke and wanted his escapade to be brought to the notice of the CO so that his actions would get the recognition he thought they deserved.
Shortly, it was time to 'pipe down', or cease all normal ship's activities and settle in for the night. Accordingly, as per tradition, the COW belted out the 'pipe down' notes on the Bosun's Pipe over the ship's SRE and announced 'GOODNIGHT TO EVERYBODY, INCLUDING DEAD BODY !' ⚰️💀😐
You can imagine the consternation amongst the guests on the Quarterdeck and all the explanation that the OOD and CO had to do...! Round one to Cadet !
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I know a retired Navy captain who buys the @timesofindia every morning in Colaba and then sends his butler with it up to Mazgaon eight kilometres away, so he can read it by telescope.
😆😆
#NavyHumor
Question: Why do submariners make great comedians?
Ans: Because they always know how to deliver a good punchline without getting wet!
A repeat but makes me ROFL....
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A naval officer met a pirate at an inn and couldn't help but noticing that the pirate had a wooden leg, a hook and an eye patch. "How did you get the wooden leg?" asked the officer.
"Well," said the pirate, "we were in a storm at sea and I was swept overboard into shark-infested waters. And one of the sharks bit off my leg."
"That's terrible," said the officer. "What about the hook? How did you come by that?" "Well," said the pirate, "we were boarding an enemy ship and in the heat of battle, my right hand was sliced off by an enemy swordsman." "How terrible," said the officer. "And the eye patch?"
"A seagull dropping fell into my eye."
"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?"
"Well, it was my first day with the hook."
A humorous statement from Late Admiral Krishnan as to how good old INS VIKRANT was to be kept up in ship shape:-
"The good old LADY has to be PATCHED UP every month and DRY-DOCKED every 2-3 years."
#HumorInUniform
#NavyHumor
@IN_R11Vikrant
Why do Navy Clearance Divers fall backwards off of their boats?
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be on the boat!
#NavyHumor #ClearanceDivers #HumorInUniform
Why do Navy pilots prefer to be called naval aviators?
Because they don’t want to be called ‘flying seamen.’
#HumorInUniform #NavyHumor
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