Top Tweets for #Hundoism
Donkeys who understand physics know the easiest way to climb a steep staircase is to cross-climb. π«
Keep in mind this was the AVERAGE secret service agent's roof angle preference under Reagan, before WOKE took over. #SlopeGate #Hundoism
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The best time to domesticate bears was 12,000 years ago. The second best time is now. #hundoism
Bears are fast.
Letting bears use the treadmills at the gym #Hundoism
Scientists found that wild grizzlies, like humans, seem born to laze. The findings suggest that the innate urge to avoid exertion plays a greater role in how all creatures, great and small, typically behave. https://t.co/QcvRLHOmlk
Why did no one tell me Elephants have religion and observed to Worship the Moon? Who has been keeping this information from me??
The Potoo is a crazy looking bird from Central & South America.
The opposite of #hundoism is mediocracy. Mediocracy is the self righteous suprematism of the normies, desperately trying to stay current with whatever premium mediocre belief and fashion is espoused by the kid with the most likes this afternoon. Mediocracy is the true idiocracy.
@a_thing_to_do @RotemEren @paul_hundred This is almost the perfect pitch to convert people to #hundoism
https://t.co/rcVmgtq929
Dimwit: takes cat medicine, lives, has 10 kids
Midwit: takes Remdesivir, dies childless
Topwit: takes cat medicine, lives, has 10 kids
@outrepool @paul_hundred This is the earliest tweet I could find on #hundoism
(But surprisingly everyone else in the thread seems to already know what it is because they don't ask what is #hundoism)
https://t.co/MEMASNfBHP
@literalbanana @sonyaellenmann @stucchio @St_Rev @alt_kia Bringing back smoking is one of the planks of Hundoism along with teen pregnancy, dueling, beavers, and cramming nuclear reactors into as many things as possible. Will solve all extant crises.
Step 3: #Hundoism
Let the battle of ideas begin. #hundoism
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