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Getting old is not for sissies. #IDidNotSignUpForThis
I went for a smoke to relieve some stress, and then my very introverted neighbour came over all drunk and started telling me about his life, asking me questions about myself, and even invited me to chill with all the neighbours and make cake tomorrow… #IDidNotSignUpForThis
my exam is on 13th and I am sitting here inflating 90 baloons for my niece's birthday bye 😭 #auntlife #ididnotsignupforthis
@dinopattidjalal ,
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salam , Dino Patti Djalal
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Someone call HR… I’m about to throw a coworker out the window 😇
#SpaReceptionistChronicles #IDidNotSignUpForThis #CuteButCursed
The meaning of life (senior edition):
☕ 98% caffeine
📉 2% hope
📝 gaslit by professors
🤯 imposter syndrome
🧠 pretending I know what my thesis is about
👩🎓 disappearing into the void mid-graduation walk
#SeniorStruggles #ThesisMeltdown #IDidNotSignUpForThis
I am currenty dealing with "issues" in my life, and the temptation to vague post about it while being dramatic is extremely high.
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Votar por tus valores y no entrar en la falsa polémica del bipartidismo es el desafío este noviembre. No votar por un partido sino por recuperar los valores americanos pisoteados por la ideología Woke.
Creer en la verdadera libertad es ser libre de decir #IDidNotSignUpForThis.
@tejcina @glashona Si predstavljaš, te pofotkajo za reklamo, pa se znajdeš v reklami za Senior paket? 😂
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The hardest part of #parenting is dealing with the #PTA #huns #momlife #ididnotsignupforthis #school #education
Honestly still so sad that every @maisiehpeters concert in her US tour is sold out even though I literally would never be in the same state as her at the right time because of traveling. I JUST WANNA BE SAD AND FERAL AND HAPPY AT THE SAME TIME OKAY #ididnotsignupforTHIS
So we’ve now moved on from lockdown slump to the misery of road rage, stress and sameness of daily routine… difficult choices too… is that all adulting life has to offer?? #postcovid #adultingsux #ididnotsignupforthis #thisislife
90% of adult life is around food or clothing. Evaluating the options, shopping the options, deciding what options to consume multiple times a day and then cleaning the aftermath. #ididnotsignupforthis
Shoveling the snow off the 20 000 steps at work every other hour this winter will be the death of me☠️😪 #Ididnotsignupforthis
@mishfaksays Doesn't matter if it's chemistry or physics. Quantum is quantum and you better normalize that bloody wave function. #IdidNotSignUpForThis 😣
Who else started their day slogging through knee-deep water to get to school and then taught barefoot until 4th period? Anyone? No? Just me? #teachingin2020 #hybridteaching #ididnotsignupforthis
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