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man do not need to be in the kitchen
#ISuckAtCooking #BurntBeans #Lday #WhoLetBroCook #IUsedAromatToCook
@tubingtyler1 here’s my best attempt at teriyaki pan seared steak with carmelized onions..
As you can clearly see:
I need help.
#ISuckAtCooking #AmericasWorstChef @GordonRamsay
I did not "burn my toast." I created an eclipse.
#ISuckAtCooking
Did you know that you only need 3 ingredients to make crepes? When you forget to get the rest 😅
Self-feedback: it was delicious, but you spend 30min in the kitchen to eat it in 5 seconds. Definitely not worth the effort 😩 #crepes #isuckatcooking
I somehow manage to make a potato cream soup that has not even an ounce of flavour.
Onions, leek, bell peppers, garlic, chicken stock, potatoes, a bit of soy sauce, basil, spinach, coriander and some other green thing was apparently not enough. #Isuckatcooking
Moms xmas cookies.
One day I will learn to bake?
Probably not lol
Merry xmas everyone!☺
母のクリスマスクッキー。
いつか僕も作るかな？
多分ないね 笑
皆さんメリークリスマス❤
#christmas #isuckatcooking #dantakahashi
#クリスマス #料理苦手 #高橋ダン https://t.co/aExJ3Vudf8
I got a voicemail in my email from someone asking for advice in regards to his crockpot/dinner. No clue who the person was. Clearly they don’t know me. #millenial #hatephonecalls #whotheFcalledme #isuckatcooking #askyourmom
There's no tomato paste so I used leftover bbq sauce, leftover bell pepper sauteed, processed 4 kind cheese, and last third of canned pitted black olives. Let's see how this pizza would turn out #iSuckAtCooking
Ugh. So now I want to be vegan. But I’m soooooo lazy. 🤦🏼♀️. #ineedachefwhoworksforfree #isuckatcooking
This is how I Google any recipe:
Easy, quick, few ingredient, <insert food here>. #ISuckAtCooking
Made homemade tortillas for Mason finally (he asks me on a daily basis) and I think he fell in love with me all over again #win #Isuckatcooking
Just heard someone else’s smoke detector going off. I’m happy I’m not the only one! #ISuckAtCooking
Well , I quit my career and I’m gonna hang with my kids. I just need @MarthaStewart to knock out my debt and teach me to Mom / wife now #isuckatcooking #evenworseatlaundry
When you go to make cheeseburgers and the @GeorgeForemanCo Grill is dead and won’t turn. 😭 My 1st one lasted like 6 yrs. This one only 2-3. #RIP #GuessItsTimeToBurnThemOnTheStove #ISuckAtCooking
What I do instead of writing: looking for korean recipes on Maangchi’s youtube channel because I want to make my husband something special for Christmas. #isuckatcooking
U know u suck at cooking when u put sugar instead of salt on top of the omlette! 😒 #saturdayruined #isuckatcooking #imhungry
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