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It’s been four years since I have written a legal inquiry. Feeling rather inadequate today with this exercise. #BackInTheSaddle #RidingBackwards #HopeIDontMessUpTooBadly #IUsedToBeSmart #DontWorryBeHappy #JustMonday
“Let’s square root it to the power of five just to make it easier” .... my daughter just said that to me. Does anyone know what she’s talking about? #iusedtobesmart
How do you know when you have gone full manager? When you get excited over changing code in reports versus fixing router configs.
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Nothing makes me feel like I'm in over my head more than editing the feedback from my Chair in my dissertation proposal. . .
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I feel ya 😩 my daughter is in 5th grade and the math is insanely hard!! I’m always like “it wasn’t THIS hard when I was in school!!” Lord help us 😭 #help #mathsucks #homework #iusedtobesmart 🥴
I hated homework as a kid. And I hate it just as much now as a parent!!! 😩Should we get rid of it???? https://t.co/4o3dHcVvvy
I was today years old when I realized that eating the back end of a corn dog is much easier if you take it off the stick. 🥴
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I just tried to swipe up to the next page of my book but then I realized it was a paperback. #wearealleffed #Iusedtobesmart
I also seemed to have lost all credibility as an intellectual so no one really takes me seriously 🤷🏻♀️ #fake #iusedtobesmart #ilovebeingasian #ialwayshave
Me trying to help my kid with this new age homework 🤷🏽♀️📚✏️
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Sometimes when I can't be bothered thinking, I just type a word with correct-ish spelling and let autocorrect fix it #iusedtobesmart
Not even noon and state capitals have fucked me up thanks buzzfeed 38/50 so embarrassing #iusedtobesmart #iswear
First time parents know less than Jon Snow. #youknownothing #JonSnow
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See??? It was destined. #iusedtobesmart #DontJudgeMe don't start dr king now. It's too late. https://t.co/UCOv5xsG09
Smarter children tend to become heavier drinkers as adults.
So.. grade 3 geography. There's a new ocean everybody, Southern Ocean. When did this happen??? #iusedtobesmart #seriously
I am ashamed at how long it took me to spell the word "hyphen" just now. #heiphen #hayfen #hyphan #braindead #theCissilent #iusedtobesmart
When I was 8 I received a presidents award in school. I have no clue what happened to me. #iusedtobesmart
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