Top Tweets for #IfIWereInWitnessProtection
I’d like it #IfIWereInWitnessProtection. I’m not a witness but it would be great to disappear, wouldn’t it?
I'd still be fishing #IfIWereInWitnessProtection
#IfIWereInWitnessProtection I’d finally get some peace and quiet
Even if #IfIWereInWitnessProtection the Darkness would still find its way to me, and into my every waking thought. #unredeemable #DarkForever
My name would be “Gene” and I’d be managing a Cinnabon. #IfIWereInWitnessProtection
#IfIWereInWitnessProtection Twitter will hide my identity
#IfIWereInWitnessProtection I'd live on a horse ranch in Brazil🐎🐎🐎
#IfIWereInWitnessProtection I would change my look.
#IfIWereInWitnessProtection I’d request living on an island, not gonna tell you which one just in case
RT Museum_WCM: "#IfIWereInWitnessProtection, I'd have to avoid the phone while #hanging around. Pretty much my life now." Pitt portrait
#IfIWereInWitnessProtection I would use a fake twitter name and a Powerpuff avi
#IfIWereInWitnessProtection it would be because I let too many spoilers out about #AvengersEndgame & Marvel sent the spoiler snipers after me.😆🤫 What was that phrase from last year? Oh yes, #ThanosDemandsYourSilence
#IfIWereInWitnessProtection
My wifi would be https://t.co/CmsQAUGmC0
#IfIWereInWitnessProtection I would have a better credit score
#IfIWereInWitnessProtection I’d more than likely tell everyone,
I’m an awful gossiper
#IfIWereInWitnessProtection the Marshall service would do all my screening
#IfIWereInWitnessProtection my mother would still find me and tell me I need to lose weight.
#IfIWereInWitnessProtection I would have sex with my detail😂
#IfIWereInWitnessProtection I'll make prank calls as Rodney Dangerfield and Redd Foxx!
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