#IfLifeWereASoapOpera - Twitter Hashtag

over 8 years ago

Things that don't help with anxiety: RAPING YOUR BABY SISTER #sister #daughter #kids #Brexit #FreePettibone #freesellner #USA #UK #UKIP #Remain #Propaganda #FakeNewsMedia #IfLifeWereASoapOpera #dad #GunControl #FixMyLife #StrengthIn5Words #iyanlafixmylife #IDontLoveYouBut https://t.co/wXd5Mfy8YT

Lena Dunham

@lenadunham

over 8 years ago

Things that help anxiety: meditating, pets, reading, a mundane chore, googling “panda mother,” medication if your doctor thinks it wise and necessary. Things that don’t help anxiety: obsessively refreshing your email, googling “anxiety disorder,” texting assorted friends “sup?”

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Cynthia Owens 💉😷 @CynthiaEOwens1

over 8 years ago

@krassenstein $100,000 a month!!??? Jesus H. Christ, what the hell? How much cocaine IS that? Was he giving it away? What the hell? I mean really? Why isn't he dead? He should be dead. #IfLifeWereASoapOpera #WednesdayWisdom

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It's Me @SomeCallMeCap

over 8 years ago

#IfLifeWereASoapOpera I'd die by falling down an elevator shaft only to come back in my same body with a woman's brain after incredibly experimental surgery

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Doug @dougjw322

over 8 years ago · Milford

#IfLifeWereASoapOpera I would kiss you and you’d wake up from your coma then die from my horrendous halitosis!

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Richard Van Holst @punnymanrich

over 8 years ago

#IfLifeWereASoapOpera I would be over 6 feet tall with a stunning physique, and named Trey or Lance.

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Bottom Feeder @Peterborough189

over 8 years ago

#IfLifeWereASoapOpera mine always happens on a sunday

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Bonnie🇧🇧♓💣♓🇺🇦 @leemariemo

over 8 years ago

#IfLifeWereASoapOpera......I'll still be gorgeous!!!

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Maggie & George’s son❣️ @DerrickLWilson

over 8 years ago

#IfLifeWereASoapOpera it would be this one, starring @robinstrasser https://t.co/vmiIG5k58Y Grateful for #OLTL...and Robin! ❤️

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Steve Sellers @Shadewing

over 8 years ago

#IfLifeWereASoapOpera I'd be replaced by a doppelganger from another universe.

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Kbirdcat @Kbirdcat

over 8 years ago

#IfLifeWereASoapOpera I'd spend half the day in bed

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Kbirdcat @Kbirdcat

over 8 years ago

#IfLifeWereASoapOpera We'd need a membership to Olan Mills to keep up with all the family photos

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Kbirdcat @Kbirdcat

over 8 years ago

#IfLifeWereASoapOpera I'd be singing in a lounge

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Down & Nerdy Podcast @downandnerdy757

over 8 years ago

#IfLifeWereASoapOpera the story of Lucy and Wyatt on #Timeless may be different. We talk about it in our spoiler free review of the Season 2 premiere https://t.co/SlUgEg5zOq

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