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Ummmm…My room service delivery guy @VenetianVegas must’ve “misunderstood”…the $500 on the edge of the dresser wasn’t his tip.
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So yesterday, I dressed up as the Book Fair for #bookfair preview day. Throughout the day, over 600 Ss came through and made wish lists. A teacher told me one student was visibly upset when he got to school today because the Book Fairy hadn't delivered his books. #imnotsanta
@MindFlareRetro @game_whisperer Probably worth pointing out I screwed up @game_whisperer 's order.. So rather than messing around I just sent him a box of goodies to make up for his wasted postage. #ImNotSanta ;D
Hoping the boy @darkhorse1974 has had a great first day in the new job #newbeginnings 😘😘😘; my day won’t finish until midnight #promo #TuesdayThoughts #bringontheweekend #firstworldproblems #christmasiscoming #imnotsanta
If you're really trying to get a pair of eclipse glasses from me I suggest you make arrangements to get them. #imnotsanta
I love when people sit on my lap on the bus. #imnotsanta
The way people look at me, you'd think they have never seen a beard before #ItsRudeToStare #ImNotSanta #BILF #BeardsOfTwitter
One of my kids just told me "I love you so much I'm gonna put you down a chimney." Oh. 😂 #imnotSanta
Christmas spirit dead cuando papi me llama para ayudarlo a poner los regalos bajo el árbol. #ummno #imnotsanta
The people on the metro that when they sit down their whole ass sits on your leg and they act like it didn't #imnotsanta #youcantsitonmylap
Guess im giving out 5 jerseys for jersey day lolol #imnotsanta
@brookiepompom just handed me her Christmas Wishlist. At the top? Harry Styles, of course. 🐩🐩🐩 #imnotsanta 🚫🎅🙅
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