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I cannot sleep cos of Barry’s snoring. It should be noted that not only is he not in the same bedroom as me, he is on an entirely different floor of the house than me and there are two closed doors between us. #drunkenman #vommingonaschoolnight #imightkillhim
This trip had brought back my hatred for my brother. #IMightKillHim
I’m sorry, but you can’t tell me that drunk driving is ok without me instantly wanting to punch you in the face #youareNOTcool #7moreweeks #Imightkillhim
When you are studying for your insane law exam, while your roommate, a primary school teacher, shows you his paper tree.
#ImightKillHim
I got my ass handed to me at work. My allergies are unreal And then I come home to a drunk talkative husband. #PleaseSendHelp #IMightKillHim
Aaron decided to cook us chili tonight which would be great if he wasn't singing the Chili's baby back ribs song non-stop...#imightkillhim
My husband decided to save money by not paying 40.00 to have our 4 pieces of IKEA furniture put together by the delivery me . #imightkillhim
The 9 yr old I babysit just got his own guitar, started lessons, and likes to practice around 7 AM. 🙃 #IMightKillHim
My boyfriend keeps whistling the "Rudolph" song at me because I have a pimple on my nose 🙃🙂 #itscool #itscasual #imightkillhim
travis just asked me what my middle name was and how to spell it....... we've been dating for almost 5 years #imightkillhim
its six am and ryan is hyper af #imightkillhim
If you ask to go home at 9 when you are scheduled to close, I automatically hate you..... Ethan. #prayforethan #imightkillhim
Snoring like a Walrus #imightkillhim
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