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Every time we take our dogs on a walk, we pass this house with the “HOA yard of the month” sign and all Steve proceeds to talk about for the following 30 minutes is how that will be us #thisis30 #imnoteven30
If one more student thinks I’m 40 I may have to start wearing black jeans with holes in them. #ImNotEven30
Just found a gray hair in my beard. I'm just gonna check into the nursing home now.
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Overheard in class today.
Child 1: When I'm older, I'm going to marry Mr H.
Child 2: Dont be silly, you can't do that. By the time we are grown up, Mr H will be dead.
Not quite the reason I had in mind.
#teacherslife #foundationphase #yearone #infants #imnoteven30
The boy that waited on me at Starbucks told me I looked just like Celine Dion. I really don't know what to think about this. #imnoteven30
Recovering From Rolling Your Ankle Is Worse As You Age😂😂🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️ #ImNotEven30
“How does the dining room and kitchen look?? I cleaned it!” 7yo “SICK.” This generation confuses me. #imnoteven30
You know your old when your body won’t let you do things that you could have before. #Imnoteven30
I just realized the only way for me to be on a @DisneyChannel show is if I play the mother. #oldAF #imnoteven30 #icanstillplayhighschool😬
Oh my god, McFly was just part of @BBCRadio2 "oldies". OLDIES. Does this mean am officially old? #imnoteven30 #oldbeforemytime
Just got this email from #Netflix. Good to know that my tastes are of someone a little older... #netflixandchill #retirement #imnoteven30
Zack just asked me "isn't your biological clock ticking?" When I told him I wasn't ready for a baby.... #imnoteven30 #mykidshavefur
Story of my life the last two months, but so worth it 😂
#ImNotEven30
I have officially reached the point where social media makes me feel old. #ImNotEven30 #IJustFiguredOut #Pintrest #whatISTumblr ?!
I would really like to know why my Facebook is giving me ads for "mother of the bride" dresses. This is NOT funny. #imnoteven30
while with a 90+y.o. female client, other resident said: "you two make a cute couple!" ...thanks? @MtProbs #imnoteven30
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