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TV News: Tea Minister wins ‘Masterstroke of the Year’ Award - this time for disappearing act.
Award presented by Shorswami for the 13th year in a row.
https://t.co/fpASkUzVCg
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Government to shift Parliament to ‘work from home’ on Insta.
The voting will happen via ‘likes’, amendments via ‘comments’ & it is gonna be so easy to mute MPs & even remove them from session with a click!
Taking a cue, the Selection Commission wants elections online too but only after GenZ accounts are SIRed.
https://t.co/bKEGqtCZzv
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TV News: Shorswami sits on 6-hour-half-day-indefinite hunger strike against abusive GenZ! Because shouting on TV is simply not enough.
https://t.co/wZhoKICyEl
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Government set to announce ‘Ministry of Leaks’
https://t.co/GJK2icVYjC
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TV News: When beloved government double-crossed Shorswami twice
https://t.co/UFHMyQR4F6
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FOMO in Cabinet, jealousy at Jantar Mantar: Fallout of student protest storm.
Paper Leak minister is getting all the limelight & his cabinet colleagues are green!
https://t.co/BwNX5j6j8q
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AI, GPS, TV news and Nehru to blame for police lathi charge on student protesters.
It’s Nehru. It’s always Nehru!
https://t.co/L5eiRDKmLu
Coverage of the citizen’s protest march to parliament in Delhi y several TV channels is already writing itself into our next edition of InJest.
But for today’s edition — TV News: Government under fire for E20 fuel: Jealous Shorswami designs its defence
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https://t.co/wJ6flG4xX3
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Blame Gandhi – Mahatma and Rahul – for government ignoring hunger strikes.
https://t.co/Rp7Fuo3qVI
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"Aaj mere paas 4 runway, 3 terminal aur elevated taxiway hain. Kya hai tumhaare paas?"
"Mere paas 1% tax on ATF hai"
Fictional account of conversation between @NIAirport CEO Christoph Schnellmann & @DelhiAirport CEO Videh Kumar Jaipuriar (right) at #IATAAGM Day One
Few big Basketball stories today just a coverup that watchESPN still doesn’t work in NZ and March Madness starts tomorrow… #injest
@drywoodsafaris @SmackObs Remmy Galogitho, former Guild President, and also probably as "goofy" a @smackists like our pal @edtabaro would say. #InJest
#InJest: Breaking now! Mister of Railway Accidents’ first-ever press conference.
Satire Satya was at the Mystery of Railway Accidents’ press conference where the Mister was kind enough to not answer any of the questions that weren’t asked.
https://t.co/mwST1TtSVZ
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