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sukjin, being dramatic : people die when they are killed
jaesuk : no shit, sukjin
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sukjin, to mongdol : If I'd ever had a daughter, I imagine she might have been something like you… which is perhaps why I've never reproduced.
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thinking of reviving incorrect SA in a thread for scenes i randomly think about.
when i first joined stan twitter, #incorrectSA gathered quotes, dialogues, conversations from movies, shows, or books that were imagined for spartace or #incorrectRM for running man
haha: you know what i’ve always wondered? how do tall people like you go to sleep when the blanket can’t possibly cover you from your shoulders to your toes?
kwangsoo: hyung...IT’S 4AM
haha: so you can’t sleep huh?
haha: is it because of the blanket?
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jongkook and jihyo, bickering heatedly:
haha: do you smell that?
kwangsoo: smell what?
haha: the scent of sexual tension in the air
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kwangsoo: hyung, what’s your password?
haha: snowwhiteandthe7dwarves
kwangsoo: what? why?
haha: i don’t know. it asked for 8 characters.
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*Maknae line are helping jihyo to move the couch up to her apartment*
Somin: Hey unnie, where do you want this? Seriously, cause this is really heavy.
Sechan and Kwangsoo: ....
Somin: I mean not for me because I'm only pretending to hold this but for these guys?
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RM Members: SURPRISE!!!!
Jihyo: What? What? My Birthday's not for another month!
Somin: Unnie, that's the surprise!
Jihyo: I mean, Jaesuk oppa's birthday is even before mine!
*other rm members nervously laughed then looked at Jaesuk*
RM Members: Surprise!!!!
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sukjin, singing at a team party:
jaesuk: do you take requests?
sukjin: yeah, of course.
jaesuk: stop. we’re trying to have a party.
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jongkook: if kwangsoo, jihyo, jaesuk hyung and i were drowning, who would you save?
haha: you morons can’t swim?
jihyo: it’s just a hypothetical question, oppa.
jongkook: who would you save, haha?
haha: my time and effort.
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kwangsoo: noona, how come you’ve been abnormally nice to me?
jihyo: what do you mean?
kwangsoo: i dunno, you’ve just been nicer than usual
jihyo: i can punch you in the face if you want
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somin: if you like me, then raise your hand
sechan: what if i don’t like you?
somin: then raise your standards😌
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sechan: i did something and i need advice, but i don’t want a lot of judgment or criticism
jongkook: and you came to me?
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jihyo: i’m a moderate, peaceful woman, truth be told
jaesuk: just yesterday you threw a chair at kwangsoo
jihyo: which was a moderate, peaceful compromise from the table i was initially planning on launching at him
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jihyo : why are you squeezing my body
kwang : it's a hug noona, I'm hugging you
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officer: stop, you’re under arrest
jaesuk, somin, and kwangsoo: for what?
officer: for trying to fit three people on a motorcycle
jaesuk: wait, THREE?
somin: SUKJIN OPPA FELL OFF????
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kwangsoo: i have an idea
jongkook: a good one?
kwangsoo: now, let’s not get ahead of ourselves-
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kwangsoo: hey, do you think i could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
jongkook: you’re a hazard to society
jaesuk: and a coward. do 20
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kwangsoo: hyung, what do you think is the height of stupidity?
jaesuk: how tall are you again?
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