#InfoSecHaiku - Twitter Hashtag

Dean Tribble

@DeanTribble

about 6 years ago

Chip just pointed at some of his #infosechaiku. They are hysterical ... and sometimes way too relevant!

Chip Morningstar @epopt

over 7 years ago

If you ask yourself What could possibly go wrong It's very scary #infosecHaiku

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@da5ch0

over 7 years ago

security’s hard people who say it isn’t are lying to you #infosechaiku

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The Artist Formally Known As NetSec Focus @netsecfocus

over 7 years ago

nmap -n -sS -p20 -oG --open -iL https://t.co/sHYzRupsE1 #InfoSecHaiku

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Ian Anderson @ian_infosec

over 7 years ago

entry level you have CISSP? gtfo #InfoSecHaiku cc: @AccidentalCISO

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Ian Anderson @ian_infosec

over 7 years ago

Virus Total Tells me that file is clean Outbound net conn #InfoSecHaiku cc: @AccidentalCISO

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Ian Anderson @ian_infosec

over 7 years ago

@AccidentalCISO I told them no But they did it anyway Work late tonight. #InfoSecHaiku

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Chip Morningstar @epopt

over 7 years ago

Keep the data safe I was sure that was *your* job It *is* your job, right? #infosecHaiku

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Chip Morningstar @epopt

over 7 years ago

I don't understand Why this is such a big deal I'm sure it's nothing #infosecHaiku

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Chip Morningstar @epopt

over 7 years ago

A trustworthy voice It reminded me of Dad Dad wouldn't do that #infosecHaiku

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Chuck McManis 🇺🇦 solidarity 🇺🇦 @ChuckMcManis

over 7 years ago

My webcam is lit, My mouse is moving itself, Could it be a RAT? #infosecHaiku

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Chip Morningstar @epopt

over 7 years ago

If you ask yourself What could possibly go wrong It's very scary #infosecHaiku

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Chuck McManis 🇺🇦 solidarity 🇺🇦 @ChuckMcManis

over 7 years ago

Chrome is complaining Website may be malicious Looks ok to me. #infosecHaiku

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Chip Morningstar @epopt

over 7 years ago

I don't understand How could something bad happen? Please don't fire me #infosecHaiku

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Chip Morningstar @epopt

over 7 years ago

I was pretty sure That guy was one of ours At least I hope so #infosecHaiku

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Chip Morningstar @epopt

over 7 years ago

Please tell me right now How to unsend that email Don't tell me you can't #infosecHaiku

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Chip Morningstar @epopt

over 7 years ago

It is not my fault I did not mean to click that It is not my fault #infosecHaiku

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Chip Morningstar @epopt

over 7 years ago

She was very nice to give me this cool thumb drive It plugs in right here #infosecHaiku

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Chip Morningstar @epopt

over 7 years ago

I'm completely safe My computer is turned off No email today #infosecHaiku

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Chip Morningstar @epopt

over 7 years ago

He sounded honest So I gave him the data That was a mistake #infosecHaiku

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Chip Morningstar @epopt

over 7 years ago

I'll just click this link I'm sure it's perfectly safe Nothing will go wrong #infosecHaiku

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