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@Lilith_Atheist Jesus's second coming was supposed to be within the disciples' lifetime. ##jesusfail
@firewirenz @argueswithyou @AtheistPhoenix Jesus could have written his own message in his own Divine hand. It could have been miraculous, readable by all regardless of language or literacy, impossible to mis-interpret or misunderstand.
It could have provided clarity and verification.
Why didn't He?
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This is #12 of a series, and the last one of the "Prophecies concerning his birth".
Of course, Jeremiah, the failed prophet, was speaking of the Matriarch Rachael crying from her grave, wanting her descendants to return from Babylon.
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@brain_ouch @iamAtheistGirl Ya know,
If I were Jesus I would have written my message in my own Divine hand.
It would have been miraculous, readable by all regardless of language or literacy, impossible to mis-interpret or misunderstand.
Jesus relied on 3rd hand gossip to pass on his message.
#jesusfail
@Simple_Disciple If Jesus had written his own message in his own Divine hand, making it impossible to mis-interpret or misunderstand, that would have eliminated almost all denominations.
Apparently, Jesus didn't care.
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@wretchedmarine Jesus could have written his own message in his own Divine hand.
He could have made it impossible to mis-interpret or misunderstand.
He could have provided clarity and verification. He would rather see his followers fight about it.
Sounds about right
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The @GOP @SenateGOP and @HouseGOP have only the best and are clearly working for the American people, said no sane person. Ever. #VoteBlue #VoteBlue2024 #NeverDonald #TrumpsFavoriteScripture #Trump4Jeebus #NeverVoteRed #DonaldJChrist #Evangelicals #WWJD #FauxChristians #JesusFail
@Leo_Gw100 @hookskat @SteveTiger999 If I were Jesus I would have written my message in my own Devine hand. It would be readable by all regardless of language or literacy. It would be impossible to mis-interpret or misunderstand. Why did you Jesus not do even that?
He seems like a failure.
#jesusfail
@wendelltalks @BeakWilder Jesus's second coming was supposed to be within the disciples' lifetime. #jesusfail
@kevinmyoung Ya know,
If I were Jesus, I would have written my message in my own Devine hand. It would be miraculous. It would be readable by all regardless of language or literacy. It would be impossible to misinterpret or misunderstand.
Why did your Jesus fail to write anything?
#jesusfail
@Shann_Q0 Can someone tell me why a dude as smart as Jesus didn't write it down himself?
Being a god and all, he could have made it readable by all, regardless of language or literacy.
He could have made it impossible to misinterpret, mistranslate, or misunderstanding.
#jesusfail
What happens when you offer God your #faithful #prayers, and they still die? #godfail #jesusfail #promisesofgod
#faith #sick #cure #verseoftheday #satire #god #bible #jesus #church #christian #religion #atheist #exvangelical #superstition #mythology #scripture #death #prayer
#Humanity: putting out Jesus' fires for over 2000 years. #merrychristmas
#fire #burning #verseoftheday #satire #god #bible #jesus #church #christian #religion #atheist #exvangelical #mythology #superstition
#faith #delusional #jesusfail #firefighters #everydayheroes #heroes
Still waiting. Jesus' guarantees should be money-back. (Oh to have back all the #money wasted on #tithes & #offerings over the years!) #jesusfail
#guarantee #truth #SonOfMan #kingdom #votd #satire #god #jesus #mythology #superstition #moneybackguarantee #lies #jesusisaliar
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