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I’m sorry but when god was designing shoulders he was not taking tote bags into account #godfail
What happens when you offer God your #faithful #prayers, and they still die? #godfail #jesusfail #promisesofgod
#faith #sick #cure #verseoftheday #satire #god #bible #jesus #church #christian #religion #atheist #exvangelical #superstition #mythology #scripture #death #prayer
They say God is #merciful, but time & again the Bible shows him as completely #ruthless #nomercy
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@TheTweetOfGod Apparently its your fault though, you gave us free will. If you exist then big mistake there. #godfail #freewill
#God can help in hand to hand #combat, but isn’t a match for weapons #tech? Proof that sending #weapons to #Ukraine is more effective than #ThoughtsAndPrayers.
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Why would anyone want to serve an #insecure #God who screwed up on his #creation so badly #murdering everyone was his solution? #godfail #floodsstillkillpeople
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And, I’d proof read it afterwards for any errors. #GodFail
Godfall no PS5 parece incrível 🙄 1350p 😝 em quedas menores do modo de desempenho.
O modo de resolução oferece 4K nativo(?), mas a taxa de quadros média é de 40fps 🤭
#GodFail
Godfall on #PS5 looks amazing. 1350p on performance mode minor drops. Resolution mode offers native 4K but avg frame rate is 40s
Come join on in for some #Godfall Gameplay and first Impressions. #PS5 #SupportSmallStreamers
Watch gamergraham618 with me on Twitch! https://t.co/Bh641B31IW
Y se reían de las notas de un indie como #TheFalconeer .... Tomad el primer gran AAA de #ps5
Disfruten de #Godfall ,,,, aka #GODFAIL
God responded to the leaked Tower of Babel Commission Report by confirming that his* plan to destroy the world’s first tall building and create new languages to confuse the human race didn’t pan out the way he hoped. https://t.co/JEMe8zBap7 #godfail
Well Gods not doing anything about it so seems like a great idea to me!! #godfail
Muchos pedos nos ahorraríamos si los humanos naciéramos de huevos... 🥚 #Godfail
@mmaryannaa_ It'd be more impressive if that water was drinkable. #GodFail
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