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Tonight while shaving:
1) Beard hair was so coarse it pulled the electric head off the shaver mid-shave
2) Beard was so voluminous that I needed to empty the shave guard three times
#JewishBoyProblems
“I’m small or medium depending on the clothing brand.” #JewishBoyProblems
Classic #JewishBoyProblems
The smugness I felt for getting my flu shot early in the season dissolved when the nurse couldn’t stick a bandaid over the injection site because of my shoulder hair.
Was hoping to sit by the pool in the sun today, but of course my grandmother’s HOA decided to paint the entire club house on a Friday. #JewishBoyProblems
I ate too fast earlier and now I have a stomach ache. #JewishBoyProblems
I am almost 30 years old and yet I had a random dream last night about sleepaway care packages. #JewishBoyProblems
Mi hijo se prepara para el Bar mitzvá, el otro día le enseñaron a ponerse los Tefilín (filacterias) y dice que se le sale la grasita del brazo por los rollitos que se forman 😊😍😍😍 ##jewishboy #jewishboyproblems #Barmi cómo no amarlo?? 😅💖

lol at how my instagram story is basically just me getting stuffed and fussed over by the many matriarchal women in my life #jewishboyproblems
Looking through old VHS collection, I am reminded that my very first crush was Sister Mary Robert from “Sister Act” #jewishboyproblems
“How could I keep someone against their will? I’m 125 lbs.” - @benjiaflalo #JewishBoyProblems #AloneTogether

When everyone plops down their Chase Sapphire Reserve. #JewishBoyProblems

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Some of the worst #JewishBoyProblems

When you forget to eat before sundown #JewishBoyProblems
This is why my doctor needs to reschedule my annual check up. #JewishBoyProblems

The only Birthday wish that matters. #JewishBoyProblems

One of my camp friends is starting to get gray hair. 💀🔫 #JewishBoyProblems
I need to trim my body hair so it doesn't look like I'm wearing a sweater when I sit by a pool. #JewishBoyProblems
You know that famous saying..."Suns out...hairy arms and legs out." #JewishBoyProblems
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