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My dog's name is Lloyd, or as my 3 year old nephew refers to him as: 'stinky, old dog.' #kidhonesty
Conversation tonight at church between me and a few 5-year-olds:
5: "Are you old?"
Me: "I'm 33. Is that old?"
5: "Yes!" (all said in unison while heads were nodding vigorously) #ImOld #KidHonesty
Talking to my son about how people all look different-
"What color is mommy's hair?"
--"Brown!"
"What color is Peter's hair?"
--"Uh, orange!"
"What color is Daddy's hair?"
--"Gray! Gray!"
🤣🤣🤣
#kidhonesty #kidsarecruel #fromthemouthsofbabes
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Yesterday, the kids made “stained glass” art for residents in long-term care facilities who are visited by the Fenwick Foundation. One child asked what the residents eat & hoped that Mac ‘N Cheese is on the menu because that’s his favorite. #kidhonesty, @dgavilan, #kidvolunteers
😅😅When your daughter decides to tell everyone at her 5th grade Invention Convention your age😭😭🤗 #oldermomsrule #kidhonesty
My niece last night commented on my "flappy arms." On an unrelated note, I'll be doing tricep dips for the foreseeable future. #KidHonesty
Driving home from bowling, radio blasting, everyone singing. then my son’s friend tells my son that someday he’s gonna make a great back up singer. Realistic compliment or subtle burn? #kidhonesty
Playing with the new @Apple ios12 FaceTime filters with my 7 y/o daughter tonight. Apparently they don’t work... when I tried the “cool & dramatic” filter I was told “Daddy, you don’t look cool or dramatic!! #kidhonesty
Student Quote: "I learned that science was not just a boring thing that my mom signed me up for, it was an adventure of awesomeness!" Looks like Science on Saturday was a success! #kidhonesty #STEM
Me: “Did you like mommy’s solo?”
Her: “No, I don’t like your singing. I’m still your best friend though.”
#kidhonesty #ServeHarmony
Sign you overindulged over the holidays - “Dad you make our SUV look small”. #kidhonesty
So I asked Hunter, my 4 year old if he liked my new shorts and he looked and said very confidently, "nope". #kidhonesty
Decide to go makeupless today. Go to leave the house and my 8yo announces we can't leave mom needs her makeup on. 😑#kidhonesty
Family convo: me: we nd a fam workout. Naphti: ur telling me?! I'm NOT a workouter! Lol. #KidHonesty
@TheStanchion my 9yr old: how much did they pay for Erikson? Me: 6mil him: 6mil for that piece of crap? # harsh #kidhonesty #canucks
@msloan171717 One of the kids said, "I don't know how we finally did it, but I'm glad we did!" Ha! #KidHonesty makes me giggle.
A 2 year olds prayer: thank you for fireman and help them catch bad guys. #powerofprayer #firefighter #kidhonesty
Daughter: "You need to fix my hair before we go." Son: "You don't have to look nice. Look at mom. See?" #kidhonesty #parentingprobs
Watching the U.S. Women's World Cup game. My 6 year old son says: "Some of these her's look like he's." #KidHonesty
Orthodontist: "Be sure tonight not to floss the teeth we just worked on."
8yo: "Oh, don't worry. I don't floss."
#kidhonesty
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