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I also would’ve accepted “I’m grateful for my mother/family” but I guess underwear is a good start. #KidThoughts
Neeks delivers the news. Something miraculous in the clarity of a seven year old’s taking inventory. #whatmatters #kidthoughts #inventory #onthemind #ribs
Just for giggles:
Student:"Ms.O'Neal CTRL + C is copy❓
Me: "Yep"
Student: "So then CTRL P is Paste right!?"
Me: "nope"
Student: "Wait What!?..Why❓🥴
Me: "Believe me I've wondered too" #keyboardshortcuts #friyay #kidthoughts #grade2
One of my Ss saw the buses at the end of the day and asked if we were going on a field trip. I had to tell them "nope, just time to go home". I love first graders and the things they come up with. #FirstGrade #KidThoughts
According to my 5 year old. The sun is a girl and clouds are boys.
#kidthoughts
I grew up in the rural bayou-country of #Louisiana in the town of #Opelousas. When I was a kid and my Dad said a friend sold truck-vegetables I truly believed that there were trucks that grew vegetables and that there were vegetables you could only grow on trucks. #KidThoughts
We were talking about how tadpoles are born in water and I said:
“You guys were in water before you were born too, in my tummy.”
TwinB to TwinA: “That’s because she was taking a bath.”
#parenting #kidthoughts #momlife
A: I have to chew this apple
M: you sure do!
A: but I don’t have to chew yoghurt!
M: I know, it just goes down doesn’t it!
A: you’d have to chew cardboard
M: ?
A: but we don’t eat cardboard do we? It’d hurt our teeth!
#isthattheonlyreason #kidthoughts
My daughter just told me the meaning of life is to stay alive. #KidThoughts
@ClarePratt2 It's always bothered me that they didn't reconstruct her symmetrically when they themselves are symmetrical. #KidThoughts #MeTVStarTrek
Our 4 year old's logic is getting stronger.
Wife just said the word "hate"
He told her that she said a bad word and informed her that "now I'm going to learn it"
#KidThoughts
As a kid, I legit thought people after getting married would go abroad, sing and dance alone like they would show in the movies! 🤦🏽♂️😆😆
#kidthoughts
My kid just picked out a mattress by the scent of it. Apparently the new one smells like Bahama Bucks. 😂🤣 #kidthoughts
8 yr old on our way to basketball practice:
Maybe the first person alive didn’t have a gender?
Or maybe they had a different kind of gender?
Or maybe they were a boy and a girl?
Me: 🤔 I like your way of thinking.
#kidthoughts #genderfluid #CriticalThinking
So one of my small group kids suggested that if dinosaurs were never extinct, we wouldn't have an overpopulation problem..? Thoughts? #ThursdayMotivation #dinosaurs #kids #kidthoughts
We're still laughing at Tim's daughter's answer. See what the rest of the MSA kids thought their parents did in our July Newsletter. It's archived on our website at https://t.co/nENnTscFeH
#dadlife #worklife #kidthoughts #justforfun #repmsa #futureceo #askyourkid
Today in "Funny things my son says":
Jax: You know what would be rude? If you had M&Ms but there was poop in them.
Me: .....yes, that would be rude
#kidthoughts
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